Traci Lords What Gets Me Hot 1984

Traci Lords - What Gets Me Hot (1984)
Traci Lords - What Gets Me Hot (1984)

Traci Lords – What Gets Me Hot (1984)



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  1. Traci Lords is finer than mother fucking frog hair, son. And she does NOT look 15 years old in this movie. I can see how everyone was fooled. Right? I mean, watch those early Traci Lords pictures, like this one, or Dirty Pictures, where she is 16. She don’t look under 18, especially by today’s standards, with Lolita little girl porn all over the fucking net. If Traci had walked up to me and showed me ID that said she was 19, I would have believed her, too, and then, I would have fucked her. Can you imagine how mortified all those directors were? The directors and the other porn stars, that starred with her? Or the dudes that fucked her on camera – by America’s legal standards, homeboy is on film fucking a child. Traci Lords in the mid-80’s certainly as fuck does not look like an innocent, underage victim, now does she. All of the movies she made got recalled, and there was a big controversy. I’m a big fan of Traci from films like Not Of This Earth, by Roger Corman, or Cry-Baby by John Waters. I also really like her workout video. She made a super-fucking hot workout tape called Warmup with Traci Lords in 1990. I have jacked it to this video, straight up mother fuckers. Beat that dick like it owed me money. I came hard, panting and hollering, sweating, ejaculating over my tissue and made a big-ass fucking mess of my room. It was well fucking worth it when I collapsed on the floor, still gripping my cock as it convulsed and jerked involuntarily while spoo and jizzum still flew out in little globs. I was 9 in 1990. I would have fucked the soul out of that bitch back then, man. I was totally fucking hot for bitches like Kathy Ireland, Pamela Anderson, shit, who else? Jessica Rabbit. I saw Who Framed Roger Rabbit in the fucking movie theater the week it came out, back in 1988, in second grade, I was 7 or 8. Paulina Porizkova got the attention of my rock hard young cockle doodle as well, along with the greatest of all, Elvira Mistress of the Dark. I could not believe the cleavage on that fucking woman. That movie she made also came out in ’88, and I remember some life-size cardboard cutouts of Elvira at the video rental store. Oh holy fucking shit, I began associating trips to the videostore with big fucking boners pushing my shorts out and embarrassing me, trying to cover up my dick while looking for a movie to rent with my mom and brother. There was a movie poster for Married to the Mob too, with hot-ass motherfucking Michelle Pfeiffer. This was also 1988. Next year Batman came out, and I was pleased to see Kim Basinger playing Vicki Vale. I don’t remember at what point it got rented and beat off to…..not sure. Probably not actually. 1992 found me with my hand down my pants once again, when Batman Returns came out, and there was my beloved Michelle Pfeiffer. But this time, wowzers, and holy fucking boner sauce, Batman, she was dressed up as Catwoman! I beat, and beat, and beat some more. God dammit I beat this wiener. I remember even beating off to Julia Ormond in Legends of the Fall. My favorite was jerking the dick to the little princess in Conan: The Destroyer. I really dig that fucking movie, and Olivia D’Abo was so god damned fucking hot, I could not stand it, man, the boner just fucking raged hard through that whole film. It still does, man, christ alive brother, shit fuck, bro. She was in The Wonder Years, where she found herself being stared out by a young Beavis Machine Putting Hos In Chizzeck, and pulling on his young peter, hoping for that vision-disturbing orgasm that would toss sperm across the fucking room every time. The point is, I have been treating my genitals like a fucking playground for over 20 years, been just jacking and jerking and beating dick, yanking cock, shoving things up my ass while I jerk off, with lotion, fuck my own ass, beat hard and fucking long. I would beat off real good and steady until the split second before I busted my nut, and then stopped, and then started again, delaying my orgasm so I could fucking beat off for a couple hours at a time. It was good training for my life, of fucking a lot of bitches, all over the country, everywhere I go, I leave naked women panting from multiple orgasms in my wake. So many women know the taste of my cock and balls, it could be a familiar ice cream flavor. I have fucked butt and pussy for two decades now, almost. No sign of slowing down, except when I have a H habit, or drink like such a fish I can’t even maintain my bone. But these days I’m fairly clean, but the methadone makes me lose total interest in a ho. I have only jacked off I think four times in the last two months. Weird huh. So, check this out. If the girl does not appear to be underage, and you fuck her, and then find out, are you a pedophile? Well, of course not. That is fucking ridiculous. I do not think that just because the fucking government picks the totally arbitrary age of 18 for age of consent laws, that this has any bearing on reality. Age of consent in New York is 17. So whatever. But now, if I watch What Gets Me Hot, and I know that Traci is 15 or 16, do I beat off to this? Because then I am knowingly beating off to a minor, to what is technically, and by all legal standards I guess is classified under current laws as child pornography. But I think that is a very harsh judgement of this classic porno flick. Firstly, Traci does not appear to be a victim here, she is full of gusto and gets fucked well, and her titties bounce impressively and she does well with the fucking. Secondly, this film does have artistic merit. So I think I could even make the argument that What Gets Me Hot is in fact NOT a porno film, but an art film of high standards. Whatever. I am going to have to make a conscious decision on how I feel about jacking the fucking cock off to Traci Lords today. Oh wait, I just decided. If I do in fact jack off this weekend, I am going to be jacking off watching Traci Lords going to fucking town, with dick in her pussy getting pounded hard, hollering, sweaty, and 16. Why not.

  2. I usually roll my shit up hella tight, motherfuckers, but upon reflection I have uncovered what I feel to be a glaring omission from my previous post. So excuse me ya’ll, while I amend the mother fucking Constitution right in front of ya’ll’s bitch-weaving FACE. So, the fact remains that I have beat my meat to a good number of Hollywood actresses. When I mentioned Conan: The Mother Fucking Destroyer in my earlier post, I failed to mention that when I first saw this movie, I was 14 years old, high on opiates (Vicodin) for the first time, beginning a lifelong affliction, and had just had my bitch-ass wisdom teef taken out, yo. I watched Clockwork Orange for the first time that day too. Anyway you fag, Olivia d’Abo is 14 in that film, so when my heart first went out to the little ho, we were on equal footing. But now, well, I have gotten older, but still find her to be hot. Well, what can one do? So the whole question I was asking above about Traci Lords already got answered by Olivia, back in the day, yo. If you don’t think she’s hot, that is your fucking problem. I will crush you in the way that Dave Mustaine portrayed in his famous gay song “Crush ‘Em”. A bag of dogshit, truly, is the spectacle of an aging thrash rocker, married with fucking children, sober and a born-again Christian. Wow, and I thought Lars was a chump. This Mustaine motherfucker has went way the hell downhill from his Rust In Peace days. Shit, man, fucking Slayer just died. I am pissed. I want to die too. At least shoot some dope, get the FUCK off of this methadone program. Fuck’s sake, mother fucks. If it’s that kind of party, I’m gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.

  3. Hey, how’s it going?

    Did you hear that the powers that run this world want to put a RFID microchip in our body? It will contain not only our bank accounts but our personal information, making us total slaves to the elite. This will cause us to lose even more of our privacy.

    Did you know that this RFID microchip matches perfectly with the Mark of the Beast in the Bible, more specifically Revelation 13:16-18?

    “He causes all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their foreheads, and that no one may buy or sell except one who has the mark or the name of the beast, or the number of his name…”

    Referring to the last days, this could only be speaking of a cashless society, which we have yet to see, but are heading towards. Otherwise, we could still buy or sell without the mark amongst others if physical money was still currency. It’s amazing that the Bible foretold a cashless society!

    Did you also hear that the Jewish people are in the process of bringing about the Third Temple prophesied in the Bible by the prophet Daniel, Jesus, and Apostle Paul? They deny Jesus as their Messiah and say their Messiah will be revealed to rule the whole world under a one world religion. They are not even hiding this information, but are actually promoting it. You can view videos about this on YouTube.

    When Donald Trump made Jerusalem captial of Israel in late December 2017, the Jewish people said this was a big step for them to build this Third Temple. They even printed a Temple coin with president Trump’s face on the front with king Cyrus'(the man who built the Second Temple in the Bible) face behind him. On the back of the coin is an image of the Third Temple. They are selling these coins to raise money to build the Temple.

    People have been saying for many years that the end is near, but we needed not only the Third Temple, but also the technology for there to be a cashless society for the Mark of the Beast to be a reality.

    There is much more to know, please visit http://WWW.BIBLEFREEDOM.COM to see all the proof!

    GOD BLESS, JESUS LOVES YOU!

  4. Hey, how’s it going?

    Did you hear that the powers that run this world want to put a RFID microchip in our body? It will contain not only our bank accounts but our personal information, making us total slaves to the elite. This will cause us to lose even more of our privacy.

    Did you know that this RFID microchip matches perfectly with the Mark of the Beast in the Bible, more specifically Revelation 13:16-18?

    “He causes all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their foreheads, and that no one may buy or sell except one who has the mark or the name of the beast, or the number of his name…”

    Referring to the last days, this could only be speaking of a cashless society, which we have yet to see, but are heading towards. Otherwise, we could still buy or sell without the mark amongst others if physical money was still currency. It’s amazing that the Bible foretold a cashless society!

    Did you also hear that the Jewish people are in the process of bringing about the Third Temple prophesied in the Bible by the prophet Daniel, Jesus, and Apostle Paul? They deny Jesus as their Messiah and say their Messiah will be revealed to rule the whole world under a one world religion. They are not even hiding this information, but are actually promoting it. You can view videos about this on YouTube.

    When Donald Trump made Jerusalem captial of Israel in late December 2017, the Jewish people said this was a big step for them to build this Third Temple. They even printed a Temple coin with president Trump’s face on the front with king Cyrus'(the man who built the Second Temple in the Bible) face behind him. On the back of the coin is an image of the Third Temple. They are selling these coins to raise money to build the Temple.

    People have been saying for many years that the end is near, but we needed not only the Third Temple, but also the technology for there to be a cashless society for the Mark of the Beast to be a reality.

    There is much more to know, please visit http://WWW.BIBLEFREEDOM.COM to see all the proof!

    GOD BLESS, JESUS LOVES YOU!

  5. Hey, how’s it going?

    I want to pass along some very important news that everyone needs to hear!

    In December of 2017, Donald Trump made history by recognizing Jerusalem as the captial of Israel. Why is this big news? Because by this the Jewish people of Israel are now able to press forward in bringing about the Third Temple prophesied in the Bible.

    The Jewish people deny Jesus as their Messiah and have stated that their Messiah has been identified and is waiting to be revealed. They say this man will rule the world under a one world religion called “spiritualism”.

    They even printed a coin to raise money for the Temple with Donald Trumps face on the front and with king Cyrus'(who built the second Temple) behind him. On the back of the coin is an image of the third Temple.

    The Bible says this false Messiah who seats himself in the Third Temple will be thee antichrist that will bring about the Great Tribulation, though the Jewish people believe he will bring about world peace. It will be a false peace for a period of time. You can watch interviews of Jewish Rabbi’s in Israel speaking of these things. They have their plans set in place. It is only years away!

    More importantly, the power that runs the world wants to put a RFID microchip in our body making us total slaves to them. This chip matches perfectly with the Mark of the Beast in the Bible, more specifically Revelation 13:16-18:

    He causes all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their foreheads, and that no one may buy or sell except one who has the mark or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

    Here is wisdom. Let him who has understanding calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man: His number is 666.

    Referring to the last days, this could only be speaking of a cashless society, which we have yet to see, but are heading towards. Otherwise, we could still buy or sell without the mark amongst others if physical money was still currency. RFID microchip implant technology will be the future of a one world cashless society containing digital currency. It will be implanted in the right-hand or the forehead, and we cannot buy or sell without it! We must grow strong in Jesus. AT ALL COSTS, DO NOT TAKE IT!

    Then a third angel followed them, saying with a loud voice, “If anyone worships the beast and his image, and receives his mark on his forehead or on his hand, he himself shall also drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out full strength into the cup of His indignation. He shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels and in the presence of the Lamb. And the smoke of their torment ascends forever and ever; and they have no rest day or night, who worship the beast and his image, and whoever receives the mark of his name.” (Revelation 14:9-11).

    People have been saying the end is coming for many years, but we need two key things. One, the Third Temple, and two, the technology for a cashless society to fulfill the prophecy of the Mark of the Beast.

    VISIT http://WWW.BIBLEFREEDOM.COM TO SEE PROOF FOR THESE THINGS AND MUCH MORE! TELL YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY. SHARE THIS MESSAGE!

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