Name of the Lady and the Number of times (cumshots) I’ve Jerked-off to her. The Woman with the most cumshots wins the prestigious Award of My Masturbation Muse Of The Year 2017

Goldie Blair – 24 cumshots
Sasha Foxxx – 20 cumshots
Jayden Cole – 18 cumshots
Shyla Stylez (PYGOD’s wives Number 35) – 14 cumshots
Anna Miller (PYGOD’s wives Number 36) – 13 cumshots
Jasmin St.Claire (PYGOD’s wives Number 2) – 12 cumshots
Monique (PYGOD’s wives Number 17) – 12 cumshots
Krystal Steal (PYGOD’s wives Number 29) – 12 cumshots
Raylene (PYGOD’s wives Number 5) – 11 cumshots
Nikita Denise (PYGOD’s wives Number 10) – 10 cumshots
Eva Angelina (PYGOD’s wives Number 20) – 9 cumshots
Sexy Cora – 9 cumshots
Gina Ryder (PYGOD’s wives Number 7) – 8 cumshots
Alexandra Nice (PYGOD’s wives Number 9) – 8 cumshots
Nicole Sheridan (PYGOD’s wives Number 12) – 8 cumshots
Jayna James / Amy Anderssen (PYGOD’s wives Number 23) – 8 cumshots
Janine Lindemulder (PYGOD’s wives Number 26) – 8 cumshots
Jill Kelly (PYGOD’s wives Number 3) – 7 cumshots
Tina Cheri (PYGOD’s wives Number 8) – 7 cumshots
Tanner Mayes (PYGOD’s wives Number 30) – 7 cumshots
Madison Ivy (PYGOD’s wives Number 33) – 7 cumshots
Candie Evans (PYGOD’s wives Number 13) – 6 cumshots
Holly Body (PYGOD’s wives Number 16) – 6 cumshots
Carmen Luvana – 6 cumshots
Davia Ardell (PYGOD’s wives Number 15) – 5 cumshots
Cindy Crawford (PYGOD’s wives Number 19) – 5 cumshots
Belladonna (PYGOD’s wives Number 21) – 5 cumshots
Mana Izumi (PYGOD’s wives Number 25) – 5 cumshots
Priya Rai (PYGOD’s wives Number 27) – 5 cumshots
Elicia Solis – 5 cumshots
Sara Jay – 5 cumshots
Bonnie Rotten – 5 cumshots
Monica Mattos – 5 cumshots
Jenna Jameson (PYGOD’s wives Number 1) – 4 cumshots
Ariana Jollee (PYGOD’s wives Number 18) – 4 cumshots
Pinky (PYGOD’s wives Number 24) – 4 cumshots
Tania Russof (PYGOD’s wives Number 28) – 4 cumshots
Mercedes Ashley (PYGOD’s wives Number 34) – 4 cumshots
Misty Rain – 4 cumshots
Pamela Kayne – 4 cumshots
Tori Welles (PYGOD’s wives Number 14) – 3 cumshots
Annette Schwarz (PYGOD’s wives Number 22) – 3 cumshots
Love Twins (PYGOD’s wives Number 31 & 32) – 3 cumshots
Harem d’Alladin – 3 cumshots
King James reverse gangbang – 3 cumshots
Mia Khalifa – 3 cumshots
Marylin Jess – 3 cumshots
Asa Akira – 3 cumshots
Sandra B / Armania Weiss – 3 cumshots
Koni Demiko – 3 cumshots
PYGOD’s wives – 2 cumshots
Debi Diamond (PYGOD’s wives Number 4) – 2 cumshots
JR Carrington (PYGOD’s wives Number 6) – 2 cumshots
Tera Patrick (PYGOD’s wives Number 11) – 2 cumshots
Sweet Amy Lee – 2 cumshots
Jordanne Kali – 2 cumshots
Kesha & Sheila Ortega – 2 cumshots
Alison Tyler – 2 cumshots
Sky Lopez – 2 cumshots
Jennifer Lopez / J-Lo – 2 cumshots
Monica Bellucci – 2 cumshots
Naomi Russel – 2 cumshots
Alexa Parks – 2 cumshots
Vivian Silverstone – 2 cumshots
Charlie Garcia – 2 cumshots
Triple facials in Club (amateur) – 2 cumshots
Karlie Montana – 2 cumshots
reverse gangbang – 2 cumshots
Allura Jenson – 2 cumshots
Patricia Petite – 2 cumshots
Brunette Bailey (w/ Nicole Sheridan) – 2 cumshots
Jill Kassidy – 2 cumshots
Foxy Prissy – 2 cumshots
Top 11 scenes – 1 cumshot
Kylie Ireland & Bianca Trump (Babewatch 3somes) – 1 cumshots
Ashley Sage & Brooke (Babewatch) – 1 cumshot
Gia Paloma & Julie Night – 1 cumshot
Mandi (w/ Anna Miller) – 1 cumshot
Vyxen Steel – 1 cumshot
Blonde gyaru w/ Mana Izumi – 1 cumshot
Caroline Pierce (w/ Nicole Sheridan) – 1 cumshot
random girl facial squirt by Bonnie Rotten – 1 cumshot
Candy Hill – 1 cumshot
Darcia Lee – 1 cumshot
Arya Faye – 1 cumshot
Nikki Lipps – 1 cumshot
Alanah Rae – 1 cumshot
Asian raped by Ariel X – 1 cumshot
CIM blonde – 1 cumshot
Pinky June, Bella Baby, Nika Nikola – 1 cumshot
Mariah Ford & brunette stripper (Bloodfist 2050) – 1 cumshot
Bree Olson – 1 cumshot
Bobbi Bliss – 1 cumshot
Aubrey Adams – 1 cumshot
Natasha Starr – 1 cumshot
Calico – 1 cumshot
Brook Waters – 1 cumshot
TS belle face chataine – 1 cumshot
Britney Amber – 1 cumshot
Riley Reece – 1 cumshot
Cameron Day – 1 cumshot
Brooklyn Blue – 1 cumshot
Candy Charms – 1 cumshot
Tianna Lynn – 1 cumshot
Sandy & Sophie Moone (blonde shower lesbian) – 1 cumshot
Trina Michaels – 1 cumshot
Denise K – 1 cumshot
Aletta Ocean – 1 cumshot
Anissa Kate – 1 cumshot
Jasmine Jae – 1 cumshot
Peta Jensen – 1 cumshot
Alana Angel – 1 cumshot
Blonde milf & teen brunette w/ Jayden Cole – 1 cumshot
Bridgette B – 1 cumshot
Mercedes Carrera – 1 cumshot
Nikki Delano – 1 cumshot
Isabella Dos Santos – 1 cumshot
Gwen Summers – 1 cumshot
Jynx Maze – 1 cumshot
Megan Foxx – 1 cumshot
Mylee Cruz – 1 cumshot
Lane Sisters – 1 cumshot
Bianca Trump – 1 cumshot
fille topless Bloc Murdock (24 mai) – 1 cumshot
Avy Lee Roth – 1 cumshot
Britt Morgan – 1 cumshot
Mila Shegol – 1 cumshot
Mila – 1 cumshot
Lovette – 1 cumshot
Keeani Lei – 1 cumshot
3 girls in Ariana Jollee orgy – 1 cumshot
Dolly Golden – 1 cumshot
Madelyn Monroe – 1 cumshot
Samantha Ardente – 1 cumshot
Jessie Storm – 1 cumshot
August Night – 1 cumshot
Alicia Roze – 1 cumshot
Jessica Darlin – 1 cumshot
Jewell DeNyle – 1 cumshot
Romi Rain – 1 cumshot
Elizabeth Bentley – 1 cumshot
Dani Daniels – 1 cumshot
Leya Falcon – 1 cumshot
Cytheria – 1 cumshot
Carmella Bing – 1 cumshot
Sophie Dee – 1 cumshot
trannies – 1 cumshot
Melissa Ria – 1 cumshot
escorte brunette mega-cochonne super head – 1 cumshot
Mia (escorte Jesse Jane) – 1 cumshot
Nyomi Banxxx – 1 cumshot
Brunette teen with Koni Demiko – 1 cumshot
Felecia – 1 cumshot
Tera Heart – 1 cumshot
TS Nicole Charming – 1 cumshot
Chastity Lynn – 1 cumshot
Makayla Cox – 1 cumshot
Blonde & brunette licking a cock in Monique vid – 1 cumshot
Moriah Mills – 1 cumshot
Lizz Taylor – 1 cumshot
Jada Stevens – 1 cumshot
Holly Hendrix – 1 cumshot

I’ve jerked off only 415 times, including 218 on my PYGOD’s wives) in 2017. My numbers are low thanks, but no thanks, to my weird idea of having a two months porn reboot in order to re-become Le Franchiseur (sex god serial fucker elite performer) that I was before I realized that you can get STD even if you wear a condon.

WTF? I always had some king of weird idea and “goal” at the end of summer. Just like a few year ago when I thought about re-becoming the full-time stock market speculator that I was until 2010, two years after the stock market crash wasting away years of dedication and most importantly MONEY!!!

However, fortunately, I don’t only had shitty crazy flashback in the past and self-validation bullshit desires on summer time. After all, I officially became a Porn Webmaster on August 30, 2005. Which was and still is a good risk-free enjoyable vocation.

Collectioning booties is a bottomless waste of time and Money all in the sake of self-validation purpose and sex with unworthy sluts. Otherwise say, I’m a PORNOSEXUAL 4 Life. Endless pleasure without any risk (STDs, pregnancy, sexual harassment lawsuits, dishonest hookers…) and bullshit (game, dating, relationships, lame sex, unattractive bitches, waste of time and Money…).

As for my life as a stock market speculator. I’m done with it, the flame is gone since 2010.

So the wisdom quote of my life story could be:

“Don’t run from who you’ve become. Embrace it and grow from it. And you will never lose sight of what you really want and truly enjoy.”

In my case it’s mean:

LIBERTY
(Time & Money)

SLAUGHTERSPORT.COM

PYGODswives.com

HAPPINESS

Enough of my life choices, now let’s get back to the sex life of the Anaconda 1%, which is my Elite cock, my favorite toy.

FAVORITE THINGS TO JERK-OFF TO

FACIAL (cumshot, squirt, cum in mouth, swallow, cleanup) – 137 TIMES
FEET – 100 TIMES
BlowJob (including deepthroat, head fuck, and double BJ) – 48 times
Fucked – 36 times
HOM handgagging – 35 times
Rimjob to male – 34 times
Anal – 17 times
Lesbian Kissing – 13 times

CUMULATIVE MASTURBATION MUSE 2010-2017

Eva Angelina (PYGOD’s wives Number 20) – 120
Raylene (PYGOD’s wives Number 5) – 113
Jasmin St.Claire (PYGOD’s wives Number 2) – 107
Jill Kelly (PYGOD’s wives Number 3) – 103
Monique (PYGOD’s wives Number 17) – 100
Shyla Stylez (PYGOD’s wives Number 35) – 100
Pinky (PYGOD’s wives Number 24) – 98
Nikita Denise (PYGOD’s wives Number 10) – 98
Priya Rai (PYGOD’s wives Number 27) – 92
Nicole Sheridan (PYGOD’s wives Number 12) – 89
Jayna James/Amy Anderssen (PYGOD’s wives Number 23) – 88
Janine Lindemulder (PYGOD’s wives Number 26) – 88
Cindy Crawford (PYGOD’s wives Number 19) – 86
Candie Evans (PYGOD’s wives Number 13) – 84
Krystal Steal (PYGOD’s wives Number 29) – 80
PYGOD’s wives – 78
Gina Ryder (PYGOD’s wives Number 7) – 76
Holly Body (PYGOD’s wives Number 16) – 72
Madison Ivy (PYGOD’s wives Number 33) – 71
Annette Schwarz (PYGOD’s wives Number 22) – 71
Tanner Mayes (PYGOD’s wives Number 30) – 69
Love Twins (PYGOD’s wives Number 31 & 32) – 66
Belladonna (PYGOD’s wives Number 21) – 65
Jenna Jameson (PYGOD’s wives Number 1) – 60
Jayden Cole – 57
Mercedes Ashley (PYGOD’s wives Number 34) – 55
Tera Patrick (PYGOD’s wives Number 11) – 55
Davia Ardell (PYGOD’s wives Number 15) – 54
Tina Cheri (PYGOD’s wives Number 8) – 50
Debi Diamond (PYGOD’s wives Number 4) – 49
Mana Izumi (PYGOD’s wives Number 25) – 48
Ariana Jollee (PYGOD’s wives Number 18) – 47
Alexandra Nice (PYGOD’s wives Number 9) – 46
Tania Russof (PYGOD’s wives Number 28) – 45
Anna Miller (PYGOD’s wives Number 36) – 43
JR Carrington (PYGOD’s wives Number 6) – 43
Tori Welles (PYGOD’s wives Number 14) – 42
Goldie Blair – 42
Sasha Foxxx – 21

MASTURBATION MUSES OF ALL TIME

Married to MY PYGOD‘s wives™

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PYGOD.COM

Futurama – Don’t date robots from John Pope on Vimeo.

As illustrated in the above sex with robots video.

We, men, amass fortune to have sex.
We groom to have sex.
We go out to have sex.
Eliminate that incitative and the world wouldn’t be like he is right now.

Why should we bother when all our basic sexual needs are taken care of, by ourself?

Self-validation?

Porn, VR Porn, a Fleshlight or a sex robot is maybe all we need to have great sex aka mega-orgasms and independency at low cost without any trouble, a complete absence of bullshit, no drama and no waste of time?

I think there will be more and more people quitting the dating game and actual sex to became PORNOSEXUAL for convinience and pleasure.