“seven hundred wives, princesses, and three hundred concubines”
The case of Solomon, a record breaker and maker is yet to be forgotten in history. Solomon, son of David married over 1000 wives. (700 wives, 300 concubines), Wow! He must be a working machine. Yet, God blessed him with more riches, wisdom and happiness. Although there is no record of whether Solomon was able to satisfy his numerous bed mates sexually. Nevertheless, it is on record that God was with him (1King). He controlled the entire region west of the Euphrates and had peace on his borders. 1King states that he owned 12,000 horses with horsemen and 1,400 chariots.
Being ready but nonetheless not knowing where to start in the endless Universe that I have created. Why not start with the official logo and T-shirt of the UniversalSLAUGHTERSPORTTour™ (UST™).
Now that I’m ready to take over the world with the SLAUGHTERSPORT™ what about the other pillar of my life, my beloved PYGOD‘s wives™?
My fascination with having a Harem of 40 Women officially started on June 22, 2014 with a post named 40 Wives Harem. I was 34 deep at the moment.
A couple of days ago, into this fuckin’ cold winter month of February 2018, I was 39 deep with my last three crowned Queens of sex, lust and desire and most importantly newly Inductees into my Harem of PYGOD’s wives.
I can say that I was eager to “close” my Harem of 40 Women.
I’ve carefully hand-picked the Perfect Canditate on paper. My choice was obvious but it all came with a question. Only one question had to be answered.
And after some urgent search all over the web I’ve found that the answer is a big YEEEEEES!!! YES! YES! YES!
With great delight and hardness in my male member, I discovered that the über beautiful Sexy Cora DOES rimjob to hairy men’s asses, GETS pissed on her beautiful self plus all the usual highly appreciate and desired level of sluttiness like anal, DP, airtight, getting gangbanged by random ugly fans, and having sex with shemale / trannies!!!
A big thumb up for the unfortunately late SEXY CORA!!!
Not only a logo and a t-shirt. What about a repertoire of The Most Beautiful and Sluttiest Women of All Time aka the PYGOD’s wives and some of the PYGOD’s Most Wanted sex acts / fetishes AKA Scale of Sluttiness. (Anal sex, DP Double Penetration, Rimjob To Male, HOM Hand Over Mouth handgagged, sex with shemale, getting pissed on).
Here there are, the carefully hand-picked PYGOD’s wives in order of Induction and the PYGOD’s Most Wanted sex acts & fetishes that they performed for the delight of us all.
P.S. (Yes I trademark™ everything about theUST™ and the PYGOD’s wives™ because both are my Heart and Soul and both are as vital as my two lungs. The UST™ is my life’s mission and my PYGOD’s wives™ are my soulmates.)
Franchiseur: a women collector who seeks to have sex (oral and/or vaginal, anal) with as many women as possible.
Performeur: a Franchiseur aiming to perform at its best to make himself unforgettable for his sexual partners.
Pèlerin: a sex monger seeking sexual partners all across the world.
In my view, just like in the animal kingdom, an Alpha Male shall collect female booties.
ALPHA MALE – The strongest, most dominant male has the exclusive right to mate with all the females.
A Franchiseur is indeed a women collector who seeks to have sex with as many women as possible. But there are some Rules to follow and some Principles to live by.
The Franchiseur Golden RULES to follow
THE OLD COW SYNDROME.
The ‘Old Cow Syndrome’ is explored in detail by the fantastically hot Ashley Judd in the movie ‘Someone Like You’.
Which I call “Le Syndrome de la vieille vache” in French. Simple, a bull NEVER fuck the same cow twice no matter what, as you always should.
I was foolish enough to not follow this principle twice and I’ve paid the dear price.
PROTECT YOURSELF AT ALL TIME.
Don’t try to sneak your way in without glad (condom). Always wear a condom during vaginal and anal intercourses. A shameful disease can make you reconsiders your favorite hobby.
OVER 18 AND CONSENTING.
The single most important rule for obvious reason. The only rule that you should follow.
No matter where you are in the world. Do not mess with this rule.
No matter the legal age of consent in your locality. Aim for 18 years old and one day.
No matter how old she looks, how sweet and easy her pussy is. Run aways from this if she isn’t over 18. Remember, you could have a fantastic legal over 18 girl for $200 an hour.
Forget the jailbaits! They can put you on the front page and in jail.
KEEP RECORDS.
What’s the point in fucking all the women if you can’t remember them? “La Liste” is the most important in a Franchiseur life.
Start keeping records early on because after 20 or 30 it will harder to remember your sex partners. Note each sex partners on ‘Physique’ & ‘Performance’ on 10.00.
If it wasn’t to garnish “La Liste” I wouldn’t have interest in having sex at all. Garnish your “Liste” should be the driving fuel of any Franchiseur.
EMBRACE DIVERSITY.
Aim to have sex with women of every race, hair color, body type, age, etc… I’ve never understood what was the point in always screwing the exact same kind of women (clones) over and over again???
STAY SINGLE.
What’s the point in fucking anything that move if you are in a serious relationship?
It is not about breaking hearts, it’s about having fun.
SHUT THE FUCK UP (STAY DISCRET)
“Discrétion c’est mon deuxieme nom meme si mes brides rock la nation.” — PYGOD
I like to entertain people with endless stories of the whores I’d paid to fuck with. But I shut the fuck up about the legit straight (non-prostitute) women that I had sex with. Just a question of respect and to not burn yourself as a loud mouth that will discourage women to have sex with.
Everybody knows I’m proud to be a self-advertised porn addict, a notorious prostitute fucker and a straight to the point man-whore. And I can tell you that a lot of “almost” virgin nice girls wet their panties for an oversexed tattooed bad boy. But I never disclose the name of the straight girls I have on My List. No need to brag when you have nothing to prove!
My suggestion: do not burn yourself by bragging about fucking a married housewife or the nice shy girl at your work.
STAY SOBER
You don’t want to risk a misperformance or even worse forgetting your night. You don’t wanna be too drunk to fuck.
BE A DOUCHEBAG (SOME GROOMING PLEASE)
You sell a product, yourself. So aim to be at your best. If you look nice and clean you will be more confident which will improve your Game.
Even if you pay for sex you don’t need to smell like old shit and your crotch doesn’t need to look like a banzai tree. Make it fun for the hooker, she’s a woman after all.
Some advanced PRINCIPLES for high-level Franchiseurs only.
Personally, I’ve never applied this principle since I have some moral issues with it. Or maybe, just maybe, I wasn’t given the opportunity?
Unlike JFK you don’t need to fuck your best friend’s wife. Just be a Predator. President Kennedy was always on the hunt and saw every woman as a potential “victim”.
THE ZOHAN PRINCIPLE.
Zohan enjoys fucking grannies and having untrimmed genital hair
For those who don’t know, Zohan (Adam Sandler) is an Israeli commando turned hairstylist screwing every old ladies in town. The Zohan Principle is simple. You should have sex or at least try to have sex with anything that got a pussy and two boobs, ugly old skank included.
Despite the fact that I’m very easily available to most women. I should say that I’ve never followed this principle to the Zohan extreme.
Ideally, the Perfect Franchiseur should be able to please all the willing women he encounters. Yikes!
The moral of the story. You don’t need to fuck ugly skanks to be a Premiere Franchiseur. Just don’t be too picky! You need variety on your “List”.
THE MALCOLM X PRINCIPLE.
Malcolm X wasn’t a Franchiseur (serial fucker) as far as I know. But he said one of the most stunning, important and meaningful quotes ever said. “By any means necessary.” This citation can apply to anything in life.
Your goal here isn’t the noble cause of the advancement of the civil rights for black people. No! Your goal is to have sex with as many women as humanly possible! The easier the better!
“By any means necessary.” means tell them bullshit, pay them, do whatever the fuck necessary to have sex with them. No need to mention in a consensual way.
PIERRE LALONDE PRINCIPLE / STAR D’UN SOIR
This principle isn’t about Pierre Lalonde, an old French Canadian crooner who had his fair share of pussy in his prime. It is more about the concept of the show he animated between 1986-1991. A show that starred, each week, a nobody artist wannabe for a entire hour. Star d’un Soir can roughly be translated as My One-Night Star.
This is where the very important word Performeur takes all his meaning. If you follow the Old Cow Syndrome you will fuck the girl just once. So give her your best, give her all you have and make this moment unique and unforgettable for her. Her pleasure is your pleasure.
Treat her like a princess.
Make her feel special.
Eat her like a champ.
Fuck her like a beast.
And she will be yours forever.
I hope that the above guidelines will inspire all wanna-be and consummate Franchiseurs, players, serial fuckers, playboys, womanizers, whoremongers, sex addicts to have sex with each of the 3.52 billion women in the world.
P.S. (The above Rules and Principles also stands for libertine gay people and hot-blooded women who are interested in collecting booties.)
I have jerked-off to 180 different women (177 PornStars and 3 regular girls).
I have jerked-off for a total of 601 times this past year 2015. Including 379 times (63% of my total) on my now 35 beloved PYGOD‘s wives.
I wanna thanks all the above women for giving me so much thrilling climaxes. And most of all, thanks god for PORN. The 3 best things available on god’s green earth. PORN, PORN, PORN.
Because all of Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Zayed Khalifa’s forty wives got their period at the exact same time.
Because Warren Buffet wrongfully said: “If you have a harem of 40 women, you never get to know any of them very well.”
Because Libyan dictator Colonel Muammar Gaddafi’s had 40 “virgin” female bodyguards.
In the animal kingdom, elephant seal and fur seal powerful males, known as bulls, establish territories and gather harems of up to 40 females, battling their rivals to establish dominance.
Enough said! 40 is a magical number… That’s the reasons why I need 40 wives in my Harem.
What about the Muslim’s 72 Virgins in Jannah (Paradise)?
It’s good to be King… and have 40 Virgin Female Guards.
A Northern fur seal with his Harem of 40 females
You’re wrong Warren. I know all my Girls really well!
Immortan Joe’s Wives / the Five Wives
Mad Max: Fury Road’s Immortan Joe doesn’t have 40 wives but Five Wives locked up inside his fortress behind a re-purposed bank vault door and wearing chastity belts held closed by padlocks is a very interesting concept.
The concept is simple. The below list is the number of times I’ve jerked-off to a specific porn star or woman on the last twelve months. Each porn star is ranked in order of wankability. From the most to the less.
Holy fuck! I never realized that I’ve been wanking so much!! If wanking is good for your mental and physical health. I can assure you that I am in excellent health!
I’ve jerked-off 487 times exclusively on my 30 girl-Harem!!! Add 83 non-PYGOD’s wives to this total. Taking note that I’ve wanked between 12 to 1 time on each of this 83 non-PYGOD’s wives. Then you got a stunning number of jerk-off for this past year 2013. I wanna thank, not only my Top 30 PYGOD’s wives, but all the women I’ve masturbated on. A lot of fun at no cost and without any trouble.
As you can see, it was all about Pinky this year. By June, Pinkywas already the clear winner of this year Masturbation Muse Of The Year. I just can’t get enough of her big ass, blowjob expertise, riding skills, strap-on dexterity, and unusual look.
I can’t resist to Pinky big bubble butt.
Since masturbation and jerking off is truly good for your health and so great for your mood, at least mine. My “resolution” for the year 2014 is to jerks-off at least 2-3 times a day, taking care of my two websites/blogs PYGODblog.com & StrengthFighter.com, and weight training in the evening at the gym. I know this already what I do. But I’ve now realized that this is my solution to happiness.
work!
– 41 jerks-off
– 19 jerks-off
– 18 jerks-off
