Franchiseur Golden Rules & Principles

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Franchiseur: a women collector who seeks to have sex (oral and/or vaginal, anal) with as many women as possible.

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Performeur: a Franchiseur aiming to perform at its best to make himself unforgettable for his sexual partners.treat-her-like-a-princess-fuck-her-like-a-pornstar

Pèlerin: a sex monger seeking sexual partners all across the world.

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In my view, just like in the animal kingdom, an Alpha Male shall collect female booties.

ALPHA MALE - The strongest, most dominant male has the exclusive right to mate with all the females.
ALPHA MALE – The strongest, most dominant male has the exclusive right to mate with all the females.

A Franchiseur is indeed a women collector who seeks to have sex with as many women as possible. But there are some Rules to follow and some Principles to live by.

 

The Franchiseur Golden RULES to follow

 

THE OLD COW SYNDROME.

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The ‘Old Cow Syndrome’ is explored in detail by the fantastically hot Ashley Judd in the movie ‘Someone Like You’.

Which I call “Le Syndrome de la vieille vache” in French. Simple, a bull NEVER fuck the same cow twice no matter what, as you always should.

I was foolish enough to not follow this principle twice and I’ve paid the dear price.

 

PROTECT YOURSELF AT ALL TIME.

Protect yourself at all time

Don’t try to sneak your way in without glad (condom). Always wear a condom during vaginal and anal intercourses. A shameful disease can make you reconsiders your favorite hobby.

 

OVER 18 AND CONSENTING.

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The single most important rule for obvious reason. The only rule that you should follow.

No matter where you are in the world. Do not mess with this rule.

No matter the legal age of consent in your locality. Aim for 18 years old and one day.

No matter how old she looks, how sweet and easy her pussy is. Run aways from this if she isn’t over 18. Remember, you could have a fantastic legal over 18 girl for $200 an hour.

Forget the jailbaits! They can put you on the front page and in jail.

 

KEEP RECORDS.

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What’s the point in fucking all the women if you can’t remember them? “La Liste” is the most important in a Franchiseur life.

Start keeping records early on because after 20 or 30 it will harder to remember your sex partners. Note each sex partners on ‘Physique’ & ‘Performance’ on 10.00.

If it wasn’t to garnish “La Liste” I wouldn’t have interest in having sex at all. Garnish your “Liste” should be the driving fuel of any Franchiseur.

 

EMBRACE DIVERSITY.

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Aim to have sex with women of every race, hair color, body type, age, etc… I’ve never understood what was the point in always screwing the exact same kind of women (clones) over and over again???

 

STAY SINGLE.

Stay single

What’s the point in fucking anything that move if you are in a serious relationship?

It is not about breaking hearts, it’s about having fun.

 

SHUT THE FUCK UP (STAY DISCRET)

Hear no evil see no evil speak no evil post no evil

“Discrétion c’est mon deuxieme nom meme si mes brides rock la nation.”  — PYGOD

I like to entertain people with endless stories of the whores I’d paid to fuck with. But I shut the fuck up about the legit straight (non-prostitute) women that I had sex with. Just a question of respect and to not burn yourself as a loud mouth that will discourage women to have sex with.

Everybody knows I’m proud to be a self-advertised porn addict, a notorious prostitute fucker and a straight to the point man-whore. And I can tell you that a lot of “almost” virgin nice girls wet their panties for an oversexed tattooed bad boy. But I never disclose the name of the straight girls I have on My List. No need to brag when you have nothing to prove!

My suggestion: do not burn yourself by bragging about fucking a married housewife or the nice shy girl at your work.

 

STAY SOBERstay sober to fuck well

You don’t want to risk a misperformance or even worse forgetting your night. You don’t wanna be too drunk to fuck.

 

BE A DOUCHEBAG (SOME GROOMING PLEASE)

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You sell a product, yourself. So aim to be at your best. If you look nice and clean you will be more confident which will improve your Game.

Even if you pay for sex you don’t need to smell like old shit and your crotch doesn’t need to look like a banzai tree. Make it fun for the hooker, she’s a woman after all.

 

 

Some advanced PRINCIPLES for high-level Franchiseurs only.

 

THE JFK PRINCIPLE.

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“No woman were out of reach for Jack, not your wife, not your sister, not even your mother.” – his friend Senator George Smathers

Personally, I’ve never applied this principle since I have some moral issues with it. Or maybe, just maybe, I wasn’t given the opportunity?

Unlike JFK you don’t need to fuck your best friend’s wife. Just be a Predator. President Kennedy was always on the hunt and saw every woman as a potential “victim”.

 

THE ZOHAN PRINCIPLE.

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Zohan enjoys fucking grannies and having untrimmed genital hair

For those who don’t know, Zohan (Adam Sandler) is an Israeli commando turned hairstylist screwing every old ladies in town. The Zohan Principle is simple. You should have sex or at least try to have sex with anything that got a pussy and two boobs, ugly old skank included.

Despite the fact that I’m very easily available to most women. I should say that I’ve never followed this principle to the Zohan extreme.

Ideally, the Perfect Franchiseur should be able to please all the willing women he encounters. Yikes!

The moral of the story. You don’t need to fuck ugly skanks to be a Premiere Franchiseur. Just don’t be too picky! You need variety on your “List”.

 

THE MALCOLM X PRINCIPLE.

Malcolm X By any means necessary

Malcolm X wasn’t a Franchiseur (serial fucker) as far as I know. But he said one of the most stunning, important and meaningful quotes ever said. “By any means necessary.” This citation can apply to anything in life.

Your goal here isn’t the noble cause of the advancement of the civil rights for black people. No! Your goal is to have sex with as many women as humanly possible! The easier the better!

“By any means necessary.” means tell them bullshit, pay them, do whatever the fuck necessary to have sex with them. No need to mention in a consensual way.

 

PIERRE LALONDE PRINCIPLE / STAR D’UN SOIR

This principle isn’t about Pierre Lalonde, an old French Canadian crooner who had his fair share of pussy in his prime. It is more about the concept of the show he animated between 1986-1991. A show that starred, each week, a nobody artist wannabe for a entire hour.  Star d’un Soir can roughly be translated as My One-Night Star.

This is where the very important word Performeur takes all his meaning. If you follow the Old Cow Syndrome you will fuck the girl just once. So give her your best, give her all you have and make this moment unique and unforgettable for her. Her pleasure is your pleasure.

  • Treat her like a princess.
  • Make her feel special.
  • Eat her like a champ.
  • Fuck her like a beast.
  • And she will be yours forever.

 

I hope that the above guidelines will inspire all wanna-be and consummate Franchiseurs, players, serial fuckers, playboys, womanizers, whoremongers, sex addicts to have sex with each of the 3.52 billion women in the world.

P.S. (The above Rules and Principles also stands for libertine gay people and hot-blooded women who are interested in collecting booties.)

😉

PYGOD

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