18 Ugly Truths About Modern Dating That You Have To Deal With

18 Ugly Truths About Modern Dating That You Have To Deal With
By Christopher Hudspeth

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1. The person who cares less has all the power. Nobody wants to be the one who’s more interested.

2. Because we want to show how cavalier and blasé we can be to the other person, little psychological games like ‘Intentionally Take Hours Or Days To Text Back’ will happen. They aren’t fun.

3. A person being carefree because they have zero interest in you looks exactly like a person being carefree because they think you’re amazing & are making a conscious effort to play it cool. Good luck deciphering between the two.

4. Making phone calls is a dying art. Chances are, most of your relationship’s communication will happen via text, which is the most detached, impersonal form of interaction. Get familiar with those emoticon options.

5. Set plans are dead. People have options and up-to-the-minute updates on their friends (or other potential romantic interests) whereabouts thanks to texts & social media. If you aren’t the top priority, your invitation to spend time will be given a “Maybe” or “I’ll let you know” and the deciding factor(s) will be if that person has offers more fun/interesting than you on the table.

6. Someone who hurt you isn’t automatically going to have bad karma. At least not in the immediate future. I know it only seems fair, but sometimes people cheat and betray and move on happily while the person they left is in shambles.

7. The only difference between your actions being romantic and creepy is how attractive the other person finds you. That’s it, that’s all.

8. “Let’s chill” & “Wanna hang out?” are vague phrases that likely mean “let’s hookup” — and while you probably hate receiving them, they’re the common way to invite someone to spend time these days, and appear to be here to stay.

9. Some people just want to hookup and if you’re seeking more than sex, they won’t tell you that they’re the wrong person for you. At least, not until after they score your prize. While human decency is ideal, honesty isn’t mandatory.

10. The text message you sent went through. If they didn’t respond, it wasn’t because of malfunctioning phone carrier services.

11. So many people are scared of commitment and being official that they’ll remain in a label-free relationship, which blurs lines and only works until it doesn’t. I’ve said it many times before, I’ll say it again – “we’re just talking” is opening the door for cheating that technically wasn’t cheating because, hey, you weren’t together together.

12. Social media creates new temptations and opportunities to cheat. The private messaging and options for subtle flirtation (e.g. liking of pictures) aren’t an excuse or validation for cheating, but they certainly increase the chances of it happening.

13. Social media can also create the illusion of having options, which leads to people looking at Facebook as an attractive people menu instead of a means of keeping contact with friends & family.

14. You aren’t likely to see much of someone’s genuine, unfiltered self until you’re in an actual relationship with him or her. Generally people are scared that sincerely putting themselves out there will result in finding out that they’re too available, too anxious, too nerdy, too nice, too safe, too boring, not funny enough, not pretty enough, not some other person enough to be embraced.

15. Any person you get romantically involved with you’ll either wind up staying with forever or breaking up with them at some point. These are equally terrifying concepts.

16. When dating, instead of expressing how they feel directly to you, a person is more likely to post a Facebook status or Instagram a Tumblr-esque photo of a sunset with a quote or song lyric of someone else’s words on it, and while it may not mention your name, it’s blatantly directed at you.

17. There are plenty of people who’ll have zero respect for your relationship and if they want the person you’re with, they’ll have no qualms with trying to overstep boundaries to get to ‘em. Girl code and guy code are wishful thinking and human code isn’t embedded in everyone.

18. If you get dumped, it’s probably going to be pretty brutal. People can cut ties over the phone and avoid seeing the tears stream down your face or end things via text and avoid hearing the pain in your cracking voice and sniffling nose. Send a lengthy text and voilà, relationship over. The easy way out is far from the most considerate.

Anyway, porn is cheaper than dating…

Article by Christopher Hudspeth published on Thought Catalog.

http://thoughtcatalog.com/christopher-hudspeth/2014/04/18-ugly-truths-about-modern-dating-that-you-have-to-deal-with/

L’article en francais http://www.niaiser.com/verite-relations-couple#sthash.H6YSJpzL.vxV95nEW.dpbs

How To Eat Pussy

How To Eat Pussy – A Magical Guide For Evolved People

Finally an article written by a woman and not a sick bastard like me.

This article is an anonymous contribution by a woman who knows what she is talking about. The article was posted by Tammy & Nicoleon June 13, 2014 in Conscious Sexuality
Original link: http://mytinysecrets.com/how-to-eat-pussy-a-magical-guide-for-evolved-people/
Their facebook page is: https://www.facebook.com/tinytinysecrets
Sexuality from a woman point of view. It sound like the best advise we could get. Really interesting!

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When a woman finds a man who gives good head, she’s found a treasure she’s not going to let go of too quickly. This is one rare customer and she knows it. She won’t even tell her girlfriends about it or that guy will become the most popular man in town.

Hey, I have a lot of respect for all you guys who like to eat pussy because there are too few of you out there. And I’m not the only woman who says this. Furthermore, some of you guys who are giving it the old college try are not doing too well, so maybe this little lesson will help you out.

When a woman finds a man who gives good head, she’s found a treasure she’s not going to let go of too quickly. This is one rare customer and she knows it. She won’t even tell her girlfriends about it or that guy will become the most popular man in town. So, remember, most guys can fuck, and those who can usually do it satisfactorily, but the guy who gives good head, he’s got it made.

The Pussy-Licking-Guide for evolved people in 15 magical steps

#1: Tell her she is beautiful and mean it.

Most women are shy about their bodies. Even if you’ve got the world’s most gorgeous woman in bed with you, she’s going to worry about how you like her body. Tell her it’s beautiful, tell her which parts you like best, tell her anything, but get her to trust you enough to let you down between her legs.

#2 Stop and appreciate her unique flower

Now stop and look at what you see. Beautiful, isn’t it? There is nothing that makes a woman more unique than her pussy. I know. I’ve seen plenty of them. They come in all different sizes, colors and shapes; some are tucked inside like a little girl’s cunnie and some have thick luscious lips that come out to greet you. Some are nested in brushes of fur and others are covered with transparent fuzz. Appreciate your woman’s unique qualities and tell her what makes her special.

#3 Women are more verbal: Talk to her beautiful pussy

Women are a good deal more verbal than men, especially during love-making. They also respond more to verbal love, which means, the more you talk to her, the easier it will be to get her off. So all the time you’re petting and stroking her beautiful pussy, talk to her about it.

#4 Lick her outer lips, inner lips and find her clit

Now look at it again. Gently pull the lips apart and look at her inner lips, even lick them if you want to. Now spread the tops of her pussy up until you can find her clit. Women have clits in all different sizes, just like you guys have different sized cocks. It doesn’t mean a thing as far as her capacity for orgasm. All it means is more of her is hidden underneath her foreskin.

#5 Whenever you touch a woman’s pussy, make sure your finger is wet

Whenever you touch a woman’s pussy, make sure your finger is wet. You can lick it or moisten it with juices from inside her. Be sure, by all means, to wet it before you touch her clit because it doesn’t have any juices of it’s own and it’s extremely sensitive. Your finger will stick to it if it’s dry and that hurts. But you don’t want to touch her clit anyway. You have to work up to that. Before she becomes aroused, her clit is too delicate to be handled.

#6 Tease her & approach her pussy slowly

Approach her pussy slowly. Women, even more so than men, love to be teased. The inner part of her thigh is her most tender spot. Lick it, kiss it, make designs on it with the tip of your tongue. Come dangerously close to her pussy, then float away. Make her anticipate it.

#7 Play with her

Now lick the crease where her leg joins her pussy. Nuzzle your face into her bush. Brush your lips over her slit without pressing down on it to further excite her. After you’ve done this to the point where your lady is bucking up from her seat and she’s straining to get more of you closer to her, then put your lips right on top of her slit.

#8 Kiss her, gently, then harder

Kiss her, gently, then harder. Now use your tongue to separate her pussy lips and when she opens up, run your tongue up and down between the layers of pussy flesh. Gently spread her legs more with your hands. Everything you do with a woman you’re about to eat must be done gently.

#9 Tongue-fuck her

Tongue-fuck her. This feels divine. It also teases the hell out of her because by now she wants some attention given to her clit. Check it out. See if her clit has gotten hard enough to peek out of it’s covering. If so, lick it. If you can’t see it, it might still be waiting for you underneath. So bring your tongue up the top of her slit and feel for her clit. You may barely experience it’s presence. But even if you can’t feel the tiny pearl, you can make it rise by licking the skin that covers it. Lick hard now and press into her skin.

#10 Work her tip of the iceberg

Gently pull the pussy lips away and flick your tongue against the clit, hood covered or not. Do this quickly. This should cause her legs to shudder. When you sense she’s getting up there toward orgasm, make your lips into an O and take the clit into your mouth.

Start to suck gently and watch your lady’s face for her reaction. If she can handle it, begin to suck harder. If she digs it, suck even harder. Go with her. If she lifts her pelvis into the air with the tension of her rising orgasm, move with her, don’t fight her. Hang on, and keep your hot mouth on her clit. Don’t let go. That’s what she’ll be saying too: ‘Don’t stop. Don’t ever stop!’

There’s a reason for that, most men stop too soon. Just like with cock sucking, this is something worth learning about and worth learning to do well. I know a man who’s a lousy fuck, simply lousy, but he can eat pussy like nobody I know and he never has trouble getting a date. Girls are falling all over him.

#11 Finger-fuck her with TWO fingers

But back to your pussy eating session…There’s another thing you can do to intensify your woman’s pleasure. You can finger-fuck her while she’s enjoying your clit-licking talents. Before, during or after. She’ll really like it. In addition to the erogenous zones surrounding her clit, a woman has another extremely sensitive area at the roof of her vagina. This is what you rub up against when you’re fucking her. Well, since your cock is pretty far away from your mouth, your fingers will have to do the fucking.

Take two fingers. One is too skinny and three is too wide and therefore can’t get deep enough. Make sure they’re wet so you don’t irritate her skin. Slide them inside, slowly at first, then a little faster. Fuck her with them rhythmically. Speed up only when she does. Listen to her breathing.

She’ll let you know what to do. If you’re sucking her clit and finger-fucking her at the same time, you’re giving her far more stimulation than you would be giving her with your cock alone. So you can count on it that she’s getting high on this. If there’s any doubt, check her out for symptoms.

#12 Get to know her orgasmic symptoms to become even better

Each woman is unique.
◦You may have one who’s nipples get hard when she’s excited
◦or only when she’s having an orgasm.
◦Your girl might flush red or
◦begin to tremble.

Get to know her symptoms and you’ll be a more sensitive lover.

#13 Don’t let go of her clit when she starts to orgasm – The Multi-Orgasmic Woman

When she starts to have an orgasm, for heaven’s sakes, don’t let go of that clit. Hang in there for the duration. When she starts to come down from the first orgasm, press your tongue along the underside of the clit, leaving your lips covering the top. Move your tongue in and out of her cunt. If your fingers are inside, move them a little too, gently though, things are extremely sensitive just now.

If you play your cards right, you’ll get some multiple orgasms this way. A woman stays excited for a full hour after she’s had an orgasm. Do you realize the full impact of that information? The potential? One woman was clocked at 56 orgasms at one sitting. Do you know what effect you would have on a woman you gave 56 orgasms to? She’d be yours as long as you wanted her.

#14 The cherry on the cake

Some women like to have their man rub and enter their anal section with their finger while they are being eaten out!

#15 After the orgasmic wave: Keep making love to her quietly

The last advice I have for you is this: After you’ve made her come, made her your slave by giving her the best head she’s ever had, don’t leave her alone just yet. Talk to her, stroke her body, caress her breasts. Keep making love to her quietly until she’s come all the way down. A man can get off and go to sleep in the same breath and feel no remorse, no sense of loss. But a woman by nature requires some sensitivity from her lover in those first few moments after sex.

Oral sex can be the most exciting sexual experiences you can have. But it’s what you make it. Take your time, practice often, pay attention to your lover’s signals, and most of all, enjoy yourself.

Now get to it and make your partner smile and love you forever!

With Love,
Tammy, Linda and Nicole

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This article is an anonymous contribution by a woman who knows what she is talking about. The article was posted by Tammy & Nicoleon June 13, 2014 in Conscious Sexuality
Original link: http://mytinysecrets.com/how-to-eat-pussy-a-magical-guide-for-evolved-people/
Their facebook page is: https://www.facebook.com/tinytinysecrets
Sexuality from a woman point of view. It sound like the best advise we could get. Really interesting!

You will also like from the same website: http://mytinysecrets.com/confessions-of-a-sensitive-pussy-how-to-give-her-earth-shattering-cunnilingus/

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Here is my vision of the PUSSY EATING thing.
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Jayden Cole Fucking Machine

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Jayden Cole fucks like an Olympian – 4:36

Jayden Cole, a 6-foot tall brunette Amazon with toned, unmarked tattoo-free skin and lovely natural double-D tits. Watch some industrial-strength sex machines fucking her pussy deep and fast, and ripping hard orgasms from her perfect body.

Jayden is a brave Olympian too, proudly taking on five different fucking machines in six positions, and each machine with a cock size bigger than the one before.

 

JAYDEN COLE

 

40 Wives Harem

I’ve got 34 Wives now but 40 seems to be an interesting number.

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Why should I have 40 PYGOD’s wives?

Because Prince Jefri of Brunei has 40 women in his harem.

Because all of Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Zayed Khalifa’s forty wives got their period at the exact same time.

Because Warren Buffet wrongfully said: “If you have a harem of 40 women, you never get to know any of them very well.”

Because Libyan dictator Colonel Muammar Gaddafi’s had 40 “virgin” female bodyguards.

In the animal kingdom, elephant seal and fur seal powerful males, known as bulls, establish territories and gather harems of up to 40 females, battling their rivals to establish dominance.

Enough said! 40 is a magical number… That’s the reasons why I need 40 wives in my Harem.

 

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My Top 30 / PYGOD’s wives currently.

 

My nominees to fill the spots 35 to 40. (Love TwinsMadison Ivy, and Mercedes Ashley been added)

The name of the girls (including a link) and the number of FAP by years courtesy of each of these lovely ladies.

Love Twins  9 (2010); 7 (2011); 2 (2013) = 18  (up to last month end, 29 in 2014) = 45

Madison Ivy  9 (2013);  (up to last month end, 26 in 2014) = 35

Mercedes Ashley 20 (from November 1 to November 30) 31 in the two last months of 2014

Shyla Stylez  6 (2010); 3 (2011); 6 (2012); 5 (2013) = 20  (up to last month end, 10 in 2014) = 30

Jayden Cole 10 (2010)#5 ; 3 (2011); <3(2012); 3 (2013) = 16 (up to last month end, 11 in 2014) = 27

Jesse Jane  6 (2010); 4 (2012); 5 (2013) = 15  (up to last month end, 4 in 2014) = 19

Carmen Luvana  12 (2013); (up to last month end, 1)

Monica Mattos  4 (2010); 3 (2013) (up to last month end, 5 in 2014) = 12

Bree Olson  3 (2011); 5 (2013) (up to last month end, 6 in 2014) = 14

Sandra B / Carmen Armania  3 (2011); 7 (2013) = 10

Misty Rain  4 (2012); 2 (2013)  (up to last month end, 5 in 2014) = 11

Yvette Bova  4 (2010); 3 (2011); 2 (2013)

Tianna Lynn  7 (2011);

Bridgette B   2 (2013)   (up to last month end, 7 in 2014) = 9

Shay Sweet  3 (2013)  (up to last month end, 3 in 2014) = 6

Alexa Parks  3 (2010); 1 (2013)  (up to last month end, 12 in 2014) = 16

Bonnie Rotten  (up to last month end, 7 in 2014)

Kristi Myst   3 (2011); (up to last month end, 9 in 2014) = 12

Sexy Cora   (up to last month end, 7 in 2014)

 

Do any of the above girls have what it’s take to be a PYGOD‘s wives? Only time will tell…

Harem anime requirements

What I need in my Top 40?

In Building an anime harem Twins are suggested, but for me twin sisters are a must. My Identical Twin Sisters are The Love Twins

Like J-Pimpe, un des Joualliers, would say: “… putes blacks, putes jaunes, putes rouges, putes naines…” Which mean I need ebony women, Asians, Native Americans, and dwaft girls in my Harem!?!
Putes Blacks (ebony) Monique, Pinky
Putes Jaunes (Asian) Tera Patrick, Mana Izumi, Priya Rai
Putes Rouges (Native American but Latina will be just fine) Eva Angelina, Mercedes Ashley
Putes Naines (midgets however they are too ugly, Helena Renata, so below 5-feet will be okay) Davia Ardell (4’11”), Pinky (4’11”), Madison Ivy (4’11”)

Tall women: Debi Diamond (6′), Nicole Sheridan (5’10”), Annette Schwarz (5’11”)

What about the Muslim’s 72 Virgins in Jannah (Paradise)?
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It’s good to be King… and have 40 Virgin Female Guards.

Callorhinus_ursinus_and_haremA Northern fur seal with his Harem of 40 females

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You’re wrong Warren. I know all my Girls really well!

Immortan Joe’s Wives / the Five Wives
Mad Max: Fury Road’s Immortan Joe doesn’t have 40 wives but Five Wives locked up inside his fortress behind a re-purposed bank vault door and wearing chastity belts held closed by padlocks is a very interesting concept.

 

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