Finally a living longest proof that penis enlargement works!
Roberto has spent his life trying to extend the size of his manhood.
As a teenager the 54-year-old began with this enlargement wrapping some bands around his penis with some weights and trying to stretch it.
This practice would place tension on his skin and resulted in small tears. His body would then naturally repair these cuts, promoting new cellular growth and a eventually increasing the size of his penis.
Women are too afraid to have sex with him. He is too big anyway.
He keeps his colossal member wrapped in bandages to escape chaffing irritation.
Cannot run nor kneeing.
He refused a reduction operation.
He wants to go to the United States and getting rich doing porn!
Ania Lisewska (Warsaw, Poland native)is attempting to be in the Guinness Book of World Records for having slept with the most men in history.
Ania Lisewska wants to get screwed by 100,000 men!!!!
Ania Lisewska is on a quest to have sex with 100,000 men of all races, creeds and colors. She says she wants to sleep with men in every city in the world.
In May 2013, she announced her plans:
“I will visit every city in Poland and when I’ve done all of them, I will start traveling abroad.”
“The fun will take about 20 minutes per person, depending on how many people there are in each day.”
“I want men from Poland, Europe and all around the world. I love sex, fun and men.”
“In Poland, the subject of sex is still taboo, and anyone who wants to fulfill their sexual fantasies is considered a deviant, a whore or mentally ill.”
Ania Lisewska dedicates her life to sleeping with 100,000 men
Not surprisingly, she has been blackballed and prevented from entering several Middle Eastern Islamist nations like Egypt, Iraq, Jordan, Lebanon and Saudi Arabia, Iraq and Lebanon.
She has a long-term boyfriend who is not particularly thrilled by her life-goal.
How is the sex with the ambitious goal driven Ania Lisewska?
“First shower, then 20 minutes of fun, there is not much time to talk – do not hide collector. And the guy does not come back. – I do not want them to memorize. It will be just good sex and adventure – presents his philosophy. A “classified” is part of the online counter.”
Ania Lewiska actually has gotten the conquest down to a science. She has allotted 20 minutes to each man, and if they are not satisfied when the time is up, she claims she will double that time!
Wow! That a good service!!
Ania Lisewska 100,000 Men Sex Marathon timeline-meter
Born August 30, 1992 (her Birthday, the same as mine. I don’t think it is a coincidence) Warsaw, Poland.
“My Sex Marathon started on the 24th of May (2013 at age 20) in Warsaw. From experience I know that the best sex is in a comfortable place, where we can relax.That’s why I’ll visit every weekend a different city in Poland, where I’ll be available in a hotel room for every willing person.”
Sept. 2013 (age 21) “Up to now, there have been 424. The most was 35 men in 8 hours.”
January 19, 2014“Yes! 1,000 men!”
January 24, 2014 “3 days-35 men! I want more!!!”
February 1, 20161,085 men
March 6, 20162,000 men
March 6-15, 2016: 55 men a day for 9 day???
March 15, 2014 she had sex with 2,500 men already.
June 7, 2014 (age 21) “5,000men I want more and more….”
That’s a lot of time, a lot of cocks, and a lot of money spent traveling the globe in the search for men to help her enter the Guinness Book of World Records.
Ania Lisewska is not a prostitute but she needs your support (cock & $) to get her name in the Guiness World Record Book as the person who had the most sexual partners in her entire life.
“In Poland, the men have been splitting the hotel costs with me 50/50. The most expensive part is the travel, really. It costs quite a lot to reach so many men in all these different countries.”
“Sex with me is free. Many people accused me of prostitution,but this is not true! From now,I collecting funds,to travel to all country in the world.If you want you can help me.For now I run the paypal account. Deposits are voluntary for which thank you very much. Any deposit, brings me to the purpose.”
Some interesting numbers…
If Ania lives to be 81 years of age (the approx. lifespan of women in Poland), then she has 60 years left. Doing the math, we have 100,000 men divided by 60 years is 1667 men per year. Divide again by 365 means she’ll have to average 4.5 men per day for the rest of her life!
Or she needs to fuck 5 guys a day, every day for the next 55 years!!
Having sex with 100,000 people for 20 minutes each would take a person 33,000 hours or more than 3,8 years FULL-TIME!!!
“I have my entire life to do this, so I’m in no rush.”
“When, I started marathon ( may 2013) …. I weighed 82 kg [180 lb]… Through diet and sex, now I weigh 53 kg [116 lb]!
“…publishing your face, I have more and more trouble with the organization of marathons!!! State authorities and cities refuse arrival. I decided that I will not disclose [t]his face, because I have problems with visas! Every fan sees me face to face in room.”
We wish you the best of luck in your sex marathons.
Because measuring penises is often hard to do accurately — yes, we know you exaggerate — there isn’t much reliable data on this topic for the 21st century. The most impressive medically verified penis sets the sex record at 13.5 inches (34 cm) long and 6.25 inches (16 cm) circumference, measured in the early 20th century by Dr. Robert L. Dickenson (seriously!).
The smallest penis ever recorded sets the sex record at 0.39 inches (1 cm). There are a couple of conditions that can leave a man lacking so dramatically in his nether region. One such condition is having a micropenis, where most of the penis actually resides inside the body. The other is a condition called congenital hypoplasia, where the glans of the penis is attached directly to the pubis, so the shaft of the penis doesn’t exist.
In the entire animal kingdom, the humble barnacle has the largest penis in proportion to its body size: A barnacle’s penis is 42 times its own body length. In second place, the Argentine Blue-bill duck has the longest penis relative to its body size. It has the added benefit of being shaped like a corkscrew, so it not only deposits sperm but helps to “screw” any other bird’s semen out. Considering most birds don’t even have penises, the Blue-bill is doing alright.
Whales win the biggest awards, with Rorqual whales sporting 10-foot (3 m) long schlongs, which can be up to 1 foot (30 cm) in diameter. Hippopotamuses and elephants come in at a far second, with penises of up to 2 feet (60 cm) long.
World’s Largest Vagina The woman with the largest vagina goes to a Scottish giant named Anna Swan. She and her giant husband had a giant baby together. The giant baby’s head was 19 inches (48 cm) in circumference. You do the math.
Farthest ejaculation The farthest male ejaculation ever recorded was 18’9″ (5.71 m) and was achieved by Horst Schultz from USA. He also holds the records for the greatest height (12 ft 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph.
The farthest a woman was recorded to ejaculate was 9’29” (3 m).
The average speed of a man’s ejaculation is 28 miles (45.05 km) per hour. The average speed of a city bus is 25 miles (40.22 km) per hour.
The most ejaculations for a man in one hour is 16. Women hold the record for having the most orgasms. The biggest amount of orgasms enjoyed by a woman in 1 hour ever recorded is a pussy shattering 134!
World’s Longest Man Masturbation – 10 hours A man by the name of Masanobu Sato attended the 2009 World Masturbate-a-thon held by the Center for Sex & Culture in San Francisco and set the world record for longest session by jerking it for 9 hours and 58 minutes. He came all the way from Japan just for the event, armed with a wide variety of sexual aids, and the record he was beating was his own. Last year he set the record with 9 hours and 33 minutes.
Most Semen Swallowed Having swallowed the most amount of semen ever officially recorded Michelle Monaghan had 1.7 pints (0.96 liter) of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991. Although as men we’d like to give this young lady a Hi-5, we know this is probably something she won’t want to tell her kids.
Our ladies are two of the oldest living members of the world’s oldest profession. Louise and Martine Fokkens are 70-year-old twins who were both prostitutes in Amsterdam’s red light district for 50 years. They claim they had sex with 355,000 men combined in their run, or about 177,500 each. That roughly comes out to 10 men a day each (assuming they took two weeks of vacation every year).
World’s Biggest Gang Bang – 919 guys in the same day
Lisa Sparxxx (born October 6, 1976) is a noted American pornographic actress. She had sex with 919 guys in a single day, setting a world record. Specifically, it occurred during Eroticon 2004, a Polish convention that celebrates exactly what its title suggests, as part of the Third Annual World Gangbang Championship. This wasn’t just some publicity stunt either; the coveted “World Gang Bang Record” had changed “hands” back in 2002 and 2003, when the number reached was 646 and 759, respectively.
The male gangbang world record goes to porn actor Jon Dough who worked himself over 55 women in one day. He had 5 to 6 ejaculations. Actually, he was supposed to have had intercourse with at least 101 women, but he did the other 46 two weeks later. This masterpiece porn movie is called World’s Luckiest Man.
The record of the man who has had intercourse the most frequently goes to a man who was recorded to have had intercourse about 52,000 times over a period of 30 years. This means he had intercourse on average 33.3 times a week!
World’s Oldest Prostitute – 82-year-old Prostitution is commonly known as the world’s oldest profession. Meanwhile police in Tai Pei estimate an 82 -year-old nicknamed “Grandma” to be the oldest living, working prostitute. Chiu went into the business about 40 years ago, after a man she had lived with for two decades died. She stays in the business charging ten or twenty times less than others prostitutes.
Most Violent Semen Reaction In one case reported in 1967 a girl had an acute allergic reaction to human sperm. She came from a family with a long history of various kinds of allergy, including eczema, asthma, and dermatitis. A short time after her first sexual experience she developed a rash and asthma; her lips, eyelids, tongue, and throat became swollen, she had violent pains in the pelvis and finally lost consciousness. Most of these symptoms appeared every time she had sexual intercourse: they began within half an hour and lasted well into the next day. When semen diluted one part per million was injected under her skin it left an angry weal, so intense was the girl’s reaction.
Fastest achieved male orgasm 6.4 percent of males are able to climax in less than a minute. Getting called a two minute man is a blow to anyone’s ego. Just remember, there’s plenty of faster “draws” than you.
Youngest parents Shaun Steard, England, was 12 years old when he got the world record for being the youngest father, but it is believed that there are younger undocumented fathers out there.
The youngest girl to give birth was 5-year-old Lina Medina, born in Peru in 1933. Incredibly this girl began menstruating at age 3, and despite being impregnated in the “usual” way, has never revealed who the father is. Her father was arrested and imprisoned on suspicion of incest, but was later released due to lack of evidence. The baby was delivered by caesarean because Lina’s hips were too narrow.
Most penis removals (13,000) In 1300 BC, King Menephta from Egypt came home from battle after successfully beating the Libyans. To celebrate his success, he asked his men to chop off the penises of each member of the defeated army. He arrived home with 13,000 penises. His ancient monument at Karnak has a detail of which penis belonged to whom — Libyan generals, Libyans, Sirculians, Etruscans, and Greeks.
Most children fathered (1,042) Moulay Ismail Ibn Sharif, Morocco, set this sex record in the 17th century when he added a whopping 1,042 recorded offspring to his harem of about 500 wives. He had been a busy boy — what with all those weddings, births and, no doubt, a few funerals. If you’re wondering who this guy is, he was the second ruler of the Moroccan Alaouite dynasty. He is known as a great figure in Moroccan history, but not only for his contribution to the birth statistics; he contributed to the lasting respect of Moroccan independence.
World’s Most Prolific Mother (69 babies) Feodor Vassilyev (1707-1782), was a peasant from Shuya, Russia. Though not noteworthy himself, his first wife, Valentina Vassilyeva, set the record for most children birthed by a single woman. She gave birth to total of 69 children; however, few other details are known of her life, such as her date of birth or death. She gave birth to 16 pairs of twins, 7 sets of triplets and 4 sets of quadruplets between 1725 and 1765, in a total of 27 births. 67 of the 69 children born survived infancy. The modern world record for giving birth is held by Leontina Albina from San Antonio, Chile. Now in her mid-sixties, she claims to be the mother of 64 children. Of these, 55 are documented. The mother with the greatest number of kids that are not tiwns is Livia Ionce. This Romanian woman, 44, gave birth to her 18th child in Canada in 2008.
World’s Oldest Father – 90-year-old The world’s oldest father has done it again, fathering a child for at least the 21st time, at the age of 90. Indian farmer Nanu Ram Jogi, who is married to his fourth wife, boasts he does not want to stop, and plans to continue producing children until he is 100. Mr Jogi admits he is not certain how many children his series of four wives have borne him – but counts at least 12 sons and nine daughters and 20 grandchildren.
Highest sexual expenses incurred When it came to busting a nut, Louis the 15th didn’t shy away from throwing a few stacks at his hoes. Some of the major items apart from board and lodging on a luxurious scale – were indemnities paid to families, dowries for those who were married off, the maintenance of illegitimate children, presents to the élèves, and the particular expense of Mere Bompart. It has been estimated that in the thirty-four years of its existence the Parc aux Cerfs cost nearly 20 million dollars, or around $600,000 a year.
World’s Strongest Vagina – lifts 31 lbs with her vagina Meet Tatiata Kozhevnikova, the 42-year-old Russian woman with the world’s strongest vagina. No, seriously, she broke records to attain that title. Incredibly enough, she lifted 14 kilograms worth of weights– almost 31 pounds– to achieve such notoriety. She has been exercising her intimate muscles for fifteen years, and has already made her entrance into the Guinness Book of Records as the possessor of the world’s strongest vagina. “After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls,” she said.