Name of the Lady and the Number of times (cumshots) I’ve Jerked-off to her. The Woman with the most cumshots wins the prestigious Award of My Masturbation Muse Of The Year 2017

1. Goldie Blair  – 24 cumshots
2. Sasha Foxxx  – 20 cumshots
3. Jayden Cole  – 18 cumshots
4. Shyla Stylez (PYGOD’s wives Number 35) – 14 cumshots
5. Anna Miller (PYGOD’s wives Number 36) – 13 cumshots
6. Jasmin St.Claire (PYGOD’s wives Number 2) – 12 cumshots
7. Monique (PYGOD’s wives Number 17) – 12 cumshots
8. Krystal Steal (PYGOD’s wives Number 29) – 12 cumshots
9. Raylene (PYGOD’s wives Number 5) – 11 cumshots
10. Nikita Denise (PYGOD’s wives Number 10) – 10 cumshots
11. Eva Angelina (PYGOD’s wives Number 20) – 9 cumshots
12. Sexy Cora – 9 cumshots
13. Gina Ryder (PYGOD’s wives Number 7) – 8 cumshots
14. Alexandra Nice (PYGOD’s wives Number 9) – 8 cumshots
15. Nicole Sheridan (PYGOD’s wives Number 12) – 8 cumshots
16. Jayna James / Amy Anderssen (PYGOD’s wives Number 23) – 8 cumshots
17. Janine Lindemulder (PYGOD’s wives Number 26) – 8 cumshots
18. Jill Kelly (PYGOD’s wives Number 3) – 7 cumshots
19. Tina Cheri (PYGOD’s wives Number 8) – 7 cumshots
20. Tanner Mayes (PYGOD’s wives Number 30) – 7 cumshots
21. Madison Ivy (PYGOD’s wives Number 33) – 7 cumshots
22. Candie Evans (PYGOD’s wives Number 13) – 6 cumshots
23. Holly Body (PYGOD’s wives Number 16) – 6 cumshots
24. Carmen Luvana – 6 cumshots
25. Davia Ardell (PYGOD’s wives Number 15) – 5 cumshots
26. Cindy Crawford (PYGOD’s wives Number 19) – 5 cumshots
27. Belladonna (PYGOD’s wives Number 21) – 5 cumshots
28. Mana Izumi (PYGOD’s wives Number 25) – 5 cumshots
29. Priya Rai (PYGOD’s wives Number 27) – 5 cumshots
30. Elicia Solis – 5 cumshots
31. Sara Jay – 5 cumshots
32. Bonnie Rotten – 5 cumshots
33. Monica Mattos – 5 cumshots
34. Jenna Jameson (PYGOD’s wives Number 1) – 4 cumshots
35. Ariana Jollee (PYGOD’s wives Number 18) – 4 cumshots
36. Pinky (PYGOD’s wives Number 24) – 4 cumshots
37. Tania Russof (PYGOD’s wives Number 28) – 4 cumshots
38. Mercedes Ashley (PYGOD’s wives Number 34) – 4 cumshots
39. Misty Rain – 4 cumshots
40. Pamela Kayne – 4 cumshots
41. Tori Welles (PYGOD’s wives Number 14) – 3 cumshots
42. Annette Schwarz (PYGOD’s wives Number 22) – 3 cumshots
43. Love Twins (PYGOD’s wives Number 31 & 32) – 3 cumshots
44. Harem d’Alladin – 3 cumshots
45. King James reverse gangbang – 3 cumshots
46. Mia Khalifa – 3 cumshots
47. Marylin Jess – 3 cumshots
48. Asa Akira – 3 cumshots
49. Sandra B / Armania Weiss – 3 cumshots
50. Koni Demiko – 3 cumshots
51. PYGOD’s wives – 2 cumshots
52. Debi Diamond (PYGOD’s wives Number 4) – 2 cumshots
53. JR Carrington (PYGOD’s wives Number 6) – 2 cumshots
54. Tera Patrick (PYGOD’s wives Number 11) – 2 cumshots
55. Sweet Amy Lee – 2 cumshots
56. Jordanne Kali – 2 cumshots
57. Kesha & Sheila Ortega – 2 cumshots
58. Alison Tyler – 2 cumshots
59. Sky Lopez – 2 cumshots
60. Jennifer Lopez / J-Lo – 2 cumshots
61. Monica Bellucci – 2 cumshots
62. Naomi Russel – 2 cumshots
63. Alexa Parks – 2 cumshots
64. Vivian Silverstone – 2 cumshots
65. Charlie Garcia – 2 cumshots
66. Triple facials in Club (amateur) – 2 cumshots
67. Karlie Montana – 2 cumshots
68. reverse gangbang – 2 cumshots
69. Allura Jenson – 2 cumshots
70. Patricia Petite – 2 cumshots
71. Brunette Bailey (w/ Nicole Sheridan) – 2 cumshots
72. Jill Kassidy – 2 cumshots
73. Foxy Prissy – 2 cumshots
74. Top 11 scenes – 1 cumshot
75. Kylie Ireland & Bianca Trump (Babewatch 3somes) – 1 cumshots
76. Ashley Sage & Brooke (Babewatch) – 1 cumshot
77. Gia Paloma & Julie Night – 1 cumshot
78. Mandi (w/ Anna Miller) – 1 cumshot
79. Vyxen Steel – 1 cumshot
80. Blonde gyaru w/ Mana Izumi – 1 cumshot
81. Caroline Pierce (w/ Nicole Sheridan) – 1 cumshot
82. random girl facial squirt by Bonnie Rotten – 1 cumshot
83. Candy Hill – 1 cumshot
84. Darcia Lee – 1 cumshot
85. Arya Faye – 1 cumshot
86. Nikki Lipps – 1 cumshot
87. Alanah Rae – 1 cumshot
88. Asian raped by Ariel X – 1 cumshot
89. CIM blonde – 1 cumshot
90. Pinky June, Bella Baby, Nika Nikola – 1 cumshot
91. Mariah Ford & brunette stripper (Bloodfist 2050) – 1 cumshot
92. Bree Olson – 1 cumshot
93. Bobbi Bliss – 1 cumshot
94. Aubrey Adams – 1 cumshot
95. Natasha Starr – 1 cumshot
96. Calico – 1 cumshot
97. Brook Waters – 1 cumshot
98. TS belle face chataine – 1 cumshot
99. Britney Amber – 1 cumshot
100. Riley Reece – 1 cumshot
101. Cameron Day – 1 cumshot
102. Brooklyn Blue – 1 cumshot
103. Candy Charms – 1 cumshot
104. Tianna Lynn – 1 cumshot
105. Sandy & Sophie Moone (blonde shower lesbian) – 1 cumshot
106. Trina Michaels – 1 cumshot
107. Denise K – 1 cumshot
108. Aletta Ocean – 1 cumshot
109. Anissa Kate – 1 cumshot
110. Jasmine Jae – 1 cumshot
111. Peta Jensen – 1 cumshot
112. Alana Angel – 1 cumshot
113. Blonde milf & teen brunette w/ Jayden Cole – 1 cumshot
114. Bridgette B – 1 cumshot
115. Mercedes Carrera – 1 cumshot
116. Nikki Delano – 1 cumshot
117. Isabella Dos Santos – 1 cumshot
118. Gwen Summers – 1 cumshot
119. Jynx Maze – 1 cumshot
120. Megan Foxx – 1 cumshot
121. Mylee Cruz – 1 cumshot
122. Lane Sisters – 1 cumshot
123. Bianca Trump – 1 cumshot
124. fille topless Bloc Murdock (24 mai) – 1 cumshot
125. Avy Lee Roth – 1 cumshot
126. Britt Morgan – 1 cumshot
127. Mila Shegol – 1 cumshot
128. Mila – 1 cumshot
129. Lovette – 1 cumshot
130. Keeani Lei – 1 cumshot
131. 3 girls in Ariana Jollee orgy – 1 cumshot
132. Dolly Golden – 1 cumshot
133. Madelyn Monroe – 1 cumshot
134. Samantha Ardente – 1 cumshot
135. Jessie Storm – 1 cumshot
136. August Night – 1 cumshot
137. Alicia Roze – 1 cumshot
138. Jessica Darlin – 1 cumshot
139. Jewell DeNyle – 1 cumshot
140. Romi Rain – 1 cumshot
141. Elizabeth Bentley – 1 cumshot
142. Dani Daniels – 1 cumshot
143. Leya Falcon – 1 cumshot
144. Cytheria – 1 cumshot
145. Carmella Bing – 1 cumshot
146. Sophie Dee – 1 cumshot
147. trannies – 1 cumshot
148. Melissa Ria – 1 cumshot
149. escorte brunette mega-cochonne super head – 1 cumshot
150. Mia (escorte Jesse Jane) – 1 cumshot
151. Nyomi Banxxx – 1 cumshot
152. Brunette teen with Koni Demiko – 1 cumshot
153. Felecia – 1 cumshot
154. Tera Heart – 1 cumshot
155. TS Nicole Charming – 1 cumshot
156. Chastity Lynn – 1 cumshot
157. Makayla Cox – 1 cumshot
158. Blonde & brunette licking a cock in Monique vid – 1 cumshot
159. Moriah Mills – 1 cumshot
160. Lizz Taylor – 1 cumshot
161. Jada Stevens – 1 cumshot
162. Holly Hendrix – 1 cumshot

I’ve jerked off only 415 times, including 218 on my PYGOD’s wives) in 2017. My numbers are low thanks, but no thanks, to my weird idea of having a two months porn reboot in order to re-become Le Franchiseur (sex god serial fucker elite performer) that I was before I realized that you can get STD even if you wear a condon.

WTF? I always had some king of weird idea and “goal” at the end of summer. Just like a few year ago when I thought about re-becoming the full-time stock market speculator that I was until 2010, two years after the stock market crash wasting away years of dedication and most importantly MONEY!!!

However, fortunately, I don’t only had shitty crazy flashback in the past and self-validation bullshit desires on summer time. After all, I officially became a Porn Webmaster  on August 30, 2005. Which was and still is a good risk-free enjoyable vocation.

Collectioning booties is a bottomless waste of time and Money all in the sake of self-validation purpose and sex with unworthy sluts. Otherwise say, I’m a PORNOSEXUAL 4 Life. Endless pleasure without any risk (STDs, pregnancy, sexual harassment lawsuits, dishonest hookers…) and bullshit (game, dating, relationships, lame sex, unattractive bitches, waste of time and Money…).

As for my life as a stock market speculator. I’m done with it, the flame is gone since 2010.

So the wisdom quote of my life story could be:

“Don’t run from who you’ve become. Embrace it and grow from it. And you will never lose sight of what you really want and truly enjoy.”

In my case it’s mean:

LIBERTY
(Time & Money)

+

SLAUGHTERSPORT.COM

+

PYGODswives.com

=

HAPPINESS

Enough of my life choices, now let’s get back to the sex life of the Anaconda 1%, which is my Elite cock, my favorite toy.

FAVORITE THINGS TO JERK-OFF TO

1. FACIAL (cumshot, squirt, cum in mouth, swallow, cleanup) – 137 TIMES
2. FEET – 100 TIMES
3. BlowJob (including deepthroat, head fuck, and double BJ) – 48 times
4. Fucked – 36 times
5. HOM handgagging – 35 times
6. Rimjob to male – 34 times
7. Anal – 17 times
8. Lesbian Kissing – 13 times

CUMULATIVE MASTURBATION MUSE 2010-2017

1. Eva Angelina (PYGOD’s wives Number 20) – 120
2. Raylene (PYGOD’s wives Number 5) – 113
3. Jasmin St.Claire (PYGOD’s wives Number 2) – 107
4. Jill Kelly (PYGOD’s wives Number 3) – 103
5. Monique (PYGOD’s wives Number 17) – 100
6. Shyla Stylez (PYGOD’s wives Number 35) – 100
7. Pinky (PYGOD’s wives Number 24) – 98
8. Nikita Denise (PYGOD’s wives Number 10) – 98
9. Priya Rai (PYGOD’s wives Number 27) – 92
10. Nicole Sheridan (PYGOD’s wives Number 12) – 89
11. Jayna James/Amy Anderssen (PYGOD’s wives Number 23) – 88
12. Janine Lindemulder (PYGOD’s wives Number 26) – 88
13. Cindy Crawford (PYGOD’s wives Number 19) – 86
14. Candie Evans (PYGOD’s wives Number 13) – 84
15. Krystal Steal (PYGOD’s wives Number 29) – 80
16. PYGOD’s wives – 78
17. Gina Ryder (PYGOD’s wives Number 7) – 76
18. Holly Body (PYGOD’s wives Number 16) – 72
19. Madison Ivy (PYGOD’s wives Number 33) – 71
20. Annette Schwarz (PYGOD’s wives Number 22) – 71
21. Tanner Mayes (PYGOD’s wives Number 30) – 69
22. Love Twins (PYGOD’s wives Number 31 & 32) – 66
23. Belladonna (PYGOD’s wives Number 21) – 65
24. Jenna Jameson (PYGOD’s wives Number 1) – 60
25. Jayden Cole – 57
26. Mercedes Ashley (PYGOD’s wives Number 34) – 55
27. Tera Patrick (PYGOD’s wives Number 11) – 55
28. Davia Ardell (PYGOD’s wives Number 15) – 54
29. Tina Cheri (PYGOD’s wives Number 8) – 50
30. Debi Diamond (PYGOD’s wives Number 4) – 49
31. Mana Izumi (PYGOD’s wives Number 25) – 48
32. Ariana Jollee (PYGOD’s wives Number 18) – 47
33. Alexandra Nice (PYGOD’s wives Number 9) – 46
34. Tania Russof (PYGOD’s wives Number 28) – 45
35. Anna Miller (PYGOD’s wives Number 36) – 43
36. JR Carrington (PYGOD’s wives Number 6) – 43
37. Tori Welles (PYGOD’s wives Number 14) – 42
38. Goldie Blair – 42
39. Sasha Foxxx – 21

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