The One Ring, my wedding ring

Late Thursday night early Friday morning, October 17, 2014, I decided to wear The One Ring full time around my neck. Despite being technically and legally single I AM AN HAPPY MARRIED MAN with the hottest and most beautiful gals on earth THE PYGOD‘s wives.

My Harem of PYGOD’s wives create my Perfect World of Perfect Women.

I don’t need whores anymore!

A little bit of history about The One Ring AKA The One Ring of Power AKA the Ruling Ring. The One Ring is the central plot element in J.R.R. Tolkien’s The Lords of The Ring since the Ring-bearer will rule the world. Here below are the inscriptions on the inside and outside of the One Ring and the traduction.

One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them,
One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

Since I’m obsessed with Money, Power and Porn. The One Ring is perfect to symbolize the eternal pleasure, everlasting orgasm, and utopic self-sufficiency given to me by MY PYGOD‘s wives. Nothing is more empowering than self-sufficiency.

image for George W. Bush possesses the Ring of Power
The One Ring to Rule Them All

 

I have to admit that I took the genius idea to wear a ring to celebrate my endless love to MY PYGOD‘s wives from the self-proclaimed World’s Largest Sex Doll Collector, a middle-aged computer engineer from Tokyo, Japan. A man smart enough to understand that women are just a bunch of trouble and a waste of Time and Money. Smart enough to know that relationships are full of compromises and bullshit that you don’t need. And smart enough to know that love ain’t shit. The World’s Largest Sex Dolls Collector is married to his “Dutch wives” (“Datchi-waifu”). For over 10 years, he always wears his wedding ring to commemorate the first time he bought, collected, and fucked a life-sized love doll. 🙂

Like he said “My ladies are always there for me,” and “They never talk back.” You’re right! Two very important things. “More than a woman” can ever be.

 

My tungsten and gold laser-engraved One Ring looks good around my big thick badass $5,000 gold chain. Even if they are always in my mind 24/7, with the One Ring around my neck I can always remember that everything is fine since I have MY PYGOD‘s wives and that I’m gonna jerk-off to them before falling asleep tonight.
 

 

The orgasms that MY PYGOD‘s wives give me are like an heroin high (I presume). An intense feeling of healthy happiness and relaxing delivery cuming after a very intense heart beating, hair grabbing, fist biting “kick start my heart” pre-climax session. The summon of pleasure for free, troubleless hassel-free, and very good for you psychological, physical, and even financial health! Time is my most valuable asset, why wasting my time to get laid when I can do it by myself?

 

FAPPING is my heroin!

 

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Modern-day Harem

HAREM, HAREM, HAREM, Girls, Girls, Girls… I’ve always been passionated and fascinated by both.  If the Sultans and Emperors of the past could have Harems peupled with hundreds, if not thousands of women.  Nowadays, harems are more modest in number.  Here are three of the most famous Modern-day Harems.

 

Prince Jefri

Prince Jefri

Who he is? Prince Jefri Bolkiah is the brother of the Sultan of Brunei, one of the wealthiest men of all time.  So Prince Jefri had access to an unlimited source of money to indulge into his favorite vice.  He has a yacht called Tit (the lifeboats are names Nipple 1 and Nipple 2).  The Prince was described as a “pathologically narcissistic, a sex addict, and a master collector of women” by one of his Harem Girls.

Name: Prince Jefri’s harem girls

Number: 40 girls, some younger than 16.

Type: beauty queens, fashion models, television stars, Thai teenage hookers, flailing actresses, delusional rock sluts, Playboy Playmates, Penthouse Pets…    At one time, he had an ex-Hawaiian Tropic model and a third runner-up Miss USA contestant

Hierarchy: There was a hierarchy in the harem as the girls competed to be “No.1” and “No.2” girlfriend.  Tables were arranged by country, with Filipino girls at the top — because the prince’s favorite girl was a Filipino ex-television star named Fiona.  There were six Americans, including a Marilyn Monroe look-alike.  Rumor had it that the prince was looking to crown his fourth wife, so there was constant, subtle infighting.

Picking: There were 40 girls at a time living in eight guesthouses on “the rotation”, brought in by private plane and helicopter.  The girls were tried out and randomly replaced.

Frequency: Slept with up to four women each day.

Pleasure Palace: Lavishly decorated rooms with gold-plated tissue boxes and priceless artwork. Each bedroom was covered in mirrors and everything was filmed with hidden cameras.  In an isolated palace on the island of Borneo.

Way to Do: Each night the 40 harem girls would dress up and party with the prince and three or four of his cronies, vying for his attention so he would pick one and disappear with her for a half-hour.  The prince usually tested the new talent one at a time, but also liked an occasional threesome or small orgy.

 

Hugh Hefner

Hugh Hefner 7 girlfriends

Who he is?  Hugh Hefner is the founder of Playboy magazine.

Name: Hugh Hefner’s ‘girlfriends’

Number: between 3 and 15 girlfriends at any one time

Type: All almost identical blonde Playboy models.  Good old Hef had twin sisters in his harem at least twice.

Hierarchy: One of the group will be chosen to be Girlfriend No 1. She will share Hefner’s  bedroom at all times, while the others are merely visitors.

Picking: Must be a blonde Playboy model.

Frequency: Only twice a week… he is 80 years old!

Pleasure Palace: Some kind of baisodrome inside the Playboy Mansion.

Way to Do: A reverse gangbang with all his girlfriends.  Hef is lying on his back with a Viagra pot on his side.  His Girlfriend No.1 “prepare” him, all his other girlfriends rides him bareback (no condon) one after the other.  His Girlfriend No.1 finish him off.

Hugh Hefner king of the world

 

PYGOD

PYGOD wrestler

Who he is?  PYGOD is a blogger/webmaster passionate about porn and masturbation.

Name: PYGOD’s wivesTop 30

Number: 30

Type: all porn stars.  14 blondes, 15 brunettes, 1 with red/pink hair.  18 with fake boobs. All with long hair.

23 are American, 4 are European, 1 is Canadian, 1 is Japanese, 1 is Indian

18 have D+ boobs, 12 have C and below.  With a boobs size range of AA to HH.  Height ranges from 4’11” to 6’0″.  Shoe size are from 5 to 10.  2 have freaky big bubble ass. 1 is covered with tattoos.  All are bombastic awesome ladies!

Hierarchy: not really, a fixed ranking by seniority and wankability

Picking: Heartfelt and Wankability

Frequency: Jerks-off 1 to 3 times a day

Pleasure Palace: His basement office, his bedroom, and the bathroom.

Way to Do: Jerking off to whatever he damn well pleases

PYGOD's wives top 30 Harem

PYGOD‘s wives

Top 30

 

The above book was written by an intelligent, free woman who assume her choice and enjoyed her experience into an Harem…  The book below is the opposite.  Poorly written by an ungrateful bitch who just try to make some more money on Hef’s back.

 

http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/girls/articles/2010-08/12/gq-sex-and-relationships-anka-radakovich-on-sex-in-prince-jefris-harems http://www.enewsbuilder.net/tusker/e_article001674864.cfm?x=bgLmM3Q,b2N7vrrr,w http://nypost.com/2009/12/27/my-nights-at-the-harem/
http://journalism.nyu.edu/publishing/archives/livewire/books_media/the_real_harem/

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1342643/Hugh-Hefners-Playboy-mansion-like-squalid-prison-say-Playmates.html
http://www.whysanity.net/monos/tinafey.html
http://magazine.foxnews.com/celebrity/many-loves-hugh-hefner
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/3648363/I-decided-it-was-time-to-thin-the-herd.html

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