The case of Solomon, a record breaker and maker is yet to be forgotten in history. Solomon, son of David married over 1000 wives. (700 wives, 300 concubines), Wow! He must be a working machine. Yet, God blessed him with more riches, wisdom and happiness. Although there is no record of whether Solomon was able to satisfy his numerous bed mates sexually. Nevertheless, it is on record that God was with him (1King). He controlled the entire region west of the Euphrates and had peace on his borders. 1King states that he owned 12,000 horses with horsemen and 1,400 chariots.
My fascination with having a Harem of 40 Women officially started on June 22, 2014 with a post named 40 Wives Harem. I was 34 deep at the moment.
A couple of days ago, into this fuckin’ cold winter month of February 2018, I was 39 deep with my last three crowned Queens of sex, lust and desire and most importantly newly Inductees into my Harem of PYGOD’s wives.
I can say that I was eager to “close” my Harem of 40 Women.
I’ve carefully hand-picked the Perfect Canditate on paper. My choice was obvious but it all came with a question. Only one question had to be answered.
And after some urgent search all over the web I’ve found that the answer is a big YEEEEEES!!! YES! YES! YES!
With great delight and hardness in my male member, I discovered that the über beautiful Sexy Cora DOES rimjob to hairy men’s asses, GETS pissed on her beautiful self plus all the usual highly appreciate and desired level of sluttiness like anal, DP, airtight, getting gangbanged by random ugly fans, and having sex with shemale / trannies!!!
A big thumb up for the unfortunately late SEXY CORA!!!
Not only a logo and a t-shirt. What about a repertoire of The Most Beautiful and Sluttiest Women of All Time aka the PYGOD’s wives and some of the PYGOD’s Most Wanted sex acts / fetishes AKA Scale of Sluttiness. (Anal sex, DP Double Penetration, Rimjob To Male, HOM Hand Over Mouth handgagged, sex with shemale, getting pissed on).
Here there are, the carefully hand-picked PYGOD’s wives in order of Induction and the PYGOD’s Most Wanted sex acts & fetishes that they performed for the delight of us all.
P.S. (Yes I trademark™ everything about theUST™ and the PYGOD’s wives™ because both are my Heart and Soul and both are as vital as my two lungs. The UST™ is my life’s mission and my PYGOD’s wives™ are my soulmates.)
I was foolish enough to not follow this principle twice and I’ve paid the dear price.
PROTECT YOURSELF AT ALL TIME.
Don’t try to sneak your way in without glad (condom). Always wear a condom during vaginal and anal intercourses. A shameful disease can make you reconsiders your favorite hobby.
OVER 18 AND CONSENTING.
The single most important rule for obvious reason. The only rule that you should follow.
No matter where you are in the world. Do not mess with this rule.
No matter the legal age of consent in your locality. Aim for 18 years old and one day.
No matter how old she looks, how sweet and easy her pussy is. Run aways from this if she isn’t over 18. Remember, you could have a fantastic legal over 18 girl for $200 an hour.
Forget the jailbaits! They can put you on the front page and in jail.
What’s the point in fucking all the women if you can’t remember them? “La Liste” is the most important in a Franchiseur life.
Start keeping records early on because after 20 or 30 it will harder to remember your sex partners. Note each sex partners on ‘Physique’ & ‘Performance’ on 10.00.
If it wasn’t to garnish “La Liste” I wouldn’t have interest in having sex at all. Garnish your “Liste” should be the driving fuel of any Franchiseur.
Aim to have sex with women of every race, hair color, body type, age, etc… I’ve never understood what was the point in always screwing the exact same kind of women (clones) over and over again???
What’s the point in fucking anything that move if you are in a serious relationship?
It is not about breaking hearts, it’s about having fun.
SHUT THE FUCK UP (STAY DISCRET)
“Discrétion c’est mon deuxieme nom meme si mes brides rock la nation.” — PYGOD
I like to entertain people with endless stories of the whores I’d paid to fuck with. But I shut the fuck up about the legit straight (non-prostitute) women that I had sex with. Just a question of respect and to not burn yourself as a loud mouth that will discourage women to have sex with.
Everybody knows I’m proud to be a self-advertised porn addict, a notorious prostitute fucker and a straight to the point man-whore. And I can tell you that a lot of “almost” virgin nice girls wet their panties for an oversexed tattooed bad boy. But I never disclose the name of the straight girls I have on My List. No need to brag when you have nothing to prove!
My suggestion: do not burn yourself by bragging about fucking a married housewife or the nice shy girl at your work.
You don’t want to risk a misperformance or even worse forgetting your night. You don’t wanna be too drunk to fuck.
BE A DOUCHEBAG (SOME GROOMING PLEASE)
You sell a product, yourself. So aim to be at your best. If you look nice and clean you will be more confident which will improve your Game.
Even if you pay for sex you don’t need to smell like old shit and your crotch doesn’t need to look like a banzai tree. Make it fun for the hooker, she’s a woman after all.
Some advanced PRINCIPLES for high-level Franchiseurs only.
Personally, I’ve never applied this principle since I have some moral issues with it. Or maybe, just maybe, I wasn’t given the opportunity?
Unlike JFK you don’t need to fuck your best friend’s wife. Just be a Predator. President Kennedy was always on the hunt and saw every woman as a potential “victim”.
THE ZOHAN PRINCIPLE.
For those who don’t know, Zohan (Adam Sandler) is an Israeli commando turned hairstylist screwing every old ladies in town. The Zohan Principle is simple. You should have sex or at least try to have sex with anything that got a pussy and two boobs, ugly old skank included.
Despite the fact that I’m very easily available to most women. I should say that I’ve never followed this principle to the Zohan extreme.
Ideally, the Perfect Franchiseur should be able to please all the willing women he encounters. Yikes!
The moral of the story. You don’t need to fuck ugly skanks to be a Premiere Franchiseur. Just don’t be too picky! You need variety on your “List”.
THE MALCOLM X PRINCIPLE.
Malcolm X wasn’t a Franchiseur (serial fucker) as far as I know. But he said one of the most stunning, important and meaningful quotes ever said. “By any means necessary.” This citation can apply to anything in life.
Your goal here isn’t the noble cause of the advancement of the civil rights for black people. No! Your goal is to have sex with as many women as humanly possible! The easier the better!
“By any means necessary.” means tell them bullshit, pay them, do whatever the fuck necessary to have sex with them. No need to mention in a consensual way.
PIERRE LALONDE PRINCIPLE / STAR D’UN SOIR
This principle isn’t about Pierre Lalonde, an old French Canadian crooner who had his fair share of pussy in his prime. It is more about the concept of the show he animated between 1986-1991. A show that starred, each week, a nobody artist wannabe for a entire hour. Star d’un Soir can roughly be translated as My One-Night Star.
This is where the very important word Performeur takes all his meaning. If you follow the Old Cow Syndrome you will fuck the girl just once. So give her your best, give her all you have and make this moment unique and unforgettable for her. Her pleasure is your pleasure.
Treat her like a princess.
Make her feel special.
Eat her like a champ.
Fuck her like a beast.
And she will be yours forever.
I hope that the above guidelines will inspire all wanna-be and consummate Franchiseurs, players, serial fuckers, playboys, womanizers, whoremongers, sex addicts to have sex with each of the 3.52 billion women in the world.
P.S. (The above Rules and Principles also stands for libertine gay people and hot-blooded women who are interested in collecting booties.)