Franchiseur Golden Rules & Principles

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Franchiseur: a women collector who seeks to have sex (oral and/or vaginal, anal) with as many women as possible.

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Performeur: a Franchiseur aiming to perform at its best to make himself unforgettable for his sexual partners.treat-her-like-a-princess-fuck-her-like-a-pornstar

Pèlerin: a sex monger seeking sexual partners all across the world.

sex tourist whore monger Pattaya Thailand

 

In my view, just like in the animal kingdom, an Alpha Male shall collect female booties.

ALPHA MALE - The strongest, most dominant male has the exclusive right to mate with all the females.
ALPHA MALE – The strongest, most dominant male has the exclusive right to mate with all the females.

A Franchiseur is indeed a women collector who seeks to have sex with as many women as possible. But there are some Rules to follow and some Principles to live by.

 

The Franchiseur Golden RULES to follow

 

THE OLD COW SYNDROME.

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The ‘Old Cow Syndrome’ is explored in detail by the fantastically hot Ashley Judd in the movie ‘Someone Like You’.

Which I call “Le Syndrome de la vieille vache” in French. Simple, a bull NEVER fuck the same cow twice no matter what, as you always should.

I was foolish enough to not follow this principle twice and I’ve paid the dear price.

 

PROTECT YOURSELF AT ALL TIME.

Protect yourself at all time

Don’t try to sneak your way in without glad (condom). Always wear a condom during vaginal and anal intercourses. A shameful disease can make you reconsiders your favorite hobby.

 

OVER 18 AND CONSENTING.

Pedobear - I fought the law and the law won

The single most important rule for obvious reason. The only rule that you should follow.

No matter where you are in the world. Do not mess with this rule.

No matter the legal age of consent in your locality. Aim for 18 years old and one day.

No matter how old she looks, how sweet and easy her pussy is. Run aways from this if she isn’t over 18. Remember, you could have a fantastic legal over 18 girl for $200 an hour.

Forget the jailbaits! They can put you on the front page and in jail.

 

KEEP RECORDS.

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What’s the point in fucking all the women if you can’t remember them? “La Liste” is the most important in a Franchiseur life.

Start keeping records early on because after 20 or 30 it will harder to remember your sex partners. Note each sex partners on ‘Physique’ & ‘Performance’ on 10.00.

If it wasn’t to garnish “La Liste” I wouldn’t have interest in having sex at all. Garnish your “Liste” should be the driving fuel of any Franchiseur.

 

EMBRACE DIVERSITY.

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Aim to have sex with women of every race, hair color, body type, age, etc… I’ve never understood what was the point in always screwing the exact same kind of women (clones) over and over again???

 

STAY SINGLE.

Stay single

What’s the point in fucking anything that move if you are in a serious relationship?

It is not about breaking hearts, it’s about having fun.

 

SHUT THE FUCK UP (STAY DISCRET)

Hear no evil see no evil speak no evil post no evil

“Discrétion c’est mon deuxieme nom meme si mes brides rock la nation.”  — PYGOD

I like to entertain people with endless stories of the whores I’d paid to fuck with. But I shut the fuck up about the legit straight (non-prostitute) women that I had sex with. Just a question of respect and to not burn yourself as a loud mouth that will discourage women to have sex with.

Everybody knows I’m proud to be a self-advertised porn addict, a notorious prostitute fucker and a straight to the point man-whore. And I can tell you that a lot of “almost” virgin nice girls wet their panties for an oversexed tattooed bad boy. But I never disclose the name of the straight girls I have on My List. No need to brag when you have nothing to prove!

My suggestion: do not burn yourself by bragging about fucking a married housewife or the nice shy girl at your work.

 

STAY SOBERstay sober to fuck well

You don’t want to risk a misperformance or even worse forgetting your night. You don’t wanna be too drunk to fuck.

 

BE A DOUCHEBAG (SOME GROOMING PLEASE)

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You sell a product, yourself. So aim to be at your best. If you look nice and clean you will be more confident which will improve your Game.

Even if you pay for sex you don’t need to smell like old shit and your crotch doesn’t need to look like a banzai tree. Make it fun for the hooker, she’s a woman after all.

 

 

Some advanced PRINCIPLES for high-level Franchiseurs only.

 

THE JFK PRINCIPLE.

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“No woman were out of reach for Jack, not your wife, not your sister, not even your mother.” – his friend Senator George Smathers

Personally, I’ve never applied this principle since I have some moral issues with it. Or maybe, just maybe, I wasn’t given the opportunity?

Unlike JFK you don’t need to fuck your best friend’s wife. Just be a Predator. President Kennedy was always on the hunt and saw every woman as a potential “victim”.

 

THE ZOHAN PRINCIPLE.

Zohan enjoys fucking grannies and having untrimmed genital hair
Zohan enjoys fucking grannies and having untrimmed genital hair

For those who don’t know, Zohan (Adam Sandler) is an Israeli commando turned hairstylist screwing every old ladies in town. The Zohan Principle is simple. You should have sex or at least try to have sex with anything that got a pussy and two boobs, ugly old skank included.

Despite the fact that I’m very easily available to most women. I should say that I’ve never followed this principle to the Zohan extreme.

Ideally, the Perfect Franchiseur should be able to please all the willing women he encounters. Yikes!

The moral of the story. You don’t need to fuck ugly skanks to be a Premiere Franchiseur. Just don’t be too picky! You need variety on your “List”.

 

THE MALCOLM X PRINCIPLE.

Malcolm X By any means necessary

Malcolm X wasn’t a Franchiseur (serial fucker) as far as I know. But he said one of the most stunning, important and meaningful quotes ever said. “By any means necessary.” This citation can apply to anything in life.

Your goal here isn’t the noble cause of the advancement of the civil rights for black people. No! Your goal is to have sex with as many women as humanly possible! The easier the better!

“By any means necessary.” means tell them bullshit, pay them, do whatever the fuck necessary to have sex with them. No need to mention in a consensual way.

 

PIERRE LALONDE PRINCIPLE / STAR D’UN SOIR

This principle isn’t about Pierre Lalonde, an old French Canadian crooner who had his fair share of pussy in his prime. It is more about the concept of the show he animated between 1986-1991. A show that starred, each week, a nobody artist wannabe for a entire hour.  Star d’un Soir can roughly be translated as My One-Night Star.

This is where the very important word Performeur takes all his meaning. If you follow the Old Cow Syndrome you will fuck the girl just once. So give her your best, give her all you have and make this moment unique and unforgettable for her. Her pleasure is your pleasure.

  • Treat her like a princess.
  • Make her feel special.
  • Eat her like a champ.
  • Fuck her like a beast.
  • And she will be yours forever.

 

I hope that the above guidelines will inspire all wanna-be and consummate Franchiseurs, players, serial fuckers, playboys, womanizers, whoremongers, sex addicts to have sex with each of the 3.52 billion women in the world.

P.S. (The above Rules and Principles also stands for libertine gay people and hot-blooded women who are interested in collecting booties.)

😉

PYGOD

https://www.pygodblog.com/franchiseur-golden-rules-principles/

Masturbation Muse 2015

Masturbation Muse Of The Year 2015 Shyla Stylez

MY YEAR 2015 IN MASTURBATION

SHYLA STYLEZ is my PYGODswives Number 35

  1. Shyla Stylez (PYGOD‘s wives Number 35) Gold medal – first place – 41 jerks-off
  2. Jill Kelly (PYGOD‘s wives Number 3Silver medal – second place – 19 jerks-off
  3. Raylene (PYGOD‘s wives Number 5Silver medal – second place – 19 jerks-off
  4. Nicole Sheridan (PYGOD‘s wives Number 12Silver medal – second place – 19 jerks-off
  5. Debi Diamond (PYGOD‘s wives Number 4Bronze medal – third place – 18 jerks-off
  6. Eva Angelina (PYGOD‘s wives Number 20) – 17 jerks-off
  7. Madison Ivy (PYGOD‘s wives Number 33) – 15 jerks-off
  8. Pinky (PYGOD‘s wives Number 24) – 15 jerks-off
  9. Goldie Blair – 15 jerks-off
  10. Jasmin St.Claire (PYGOD‘s wives Number 2) – 14 jerks-off +2?
  11. Dancing Bear – 14 jerks-off
  12. Mercedes Ashley (PYGOD‘s wives Number 34) – 13 jerks off
  13. Gina Ryder (PYGOD‘s wives Number 7) – 13 jerks-off
  14. Nikita Denise (PYGOD‘s wives Number 9) – 13 jerks-off
  15. King James 5 vs 1 fffffm – 13 jerks-off
  16. Candie Evans (PYGOD‘s wives Number 14) – 12 jerks-off
  17. Monique (PYGOD‘s wives Number 17) – 12 jerks-off
  18. Priya Rai (PYGOD‘s wives Number 27) – 11 jerks-off
  19. Sara Jay – 10 jerks-off
  20. Love Twins (PYGOD‘s wives Number 31 & 32) – 9 jerks-off
  21. Tori Welles (PYGOD‘s wives Number 14) – 9 jerks-off
  22. Tera Patrick (PYGOD‘s wives Number 11) – 9 jerks-off
  23. PYGOD‘s wives – 9 jerks-off
  24. Rose Monroe – 9 jerks-off
  25. Annette Schwarz (PYGOD‘s wives Number 22) – 8 jerks-off
  26. Alexandra Nice (PYGOD‘s wives Number 9) – 8 jerks-off
  27. Krystal Steal (PYGOD‘s wives Number 29) – 8 jerks-off
  28. Jenna Jameson (PYGOD‘s wives Number 1) – 8 jerks-off
  29. Janine Lindemulder (PYGOD‘s wives Number 26) – 8 jerks-off
  30. Holly Body (PYGOD‘s wives Number 16) – 8 jerks-off
  31. Joyce Oliveira – 8 jerks-off
  32. Davia Ardell (PYGOD‘s wives Number 15) – 7 jerks-off
  33. Ariana Jollee (PYGOD‘s wives Number 18) – 7 jerks-off
  34. Tanner Mayes (PYGOD‘s wives Number 30) – 7 jerks-off
  35. Mana Izumi (PYGOD‘s wives Number 25) – 6 jerks-off
  36. Tina Cheri (PYGOD‘s wives Number 8) – 6 jerks-off
  37. Amy Anderssen / Jayna James (PYGOD‘s wives Number 23) – 6 jerks-off
  38. Cindy Crawford (PYGOD‘s wives Number 19) – 5 jerks-off
  39. Tania Russof (PYGOD‘s wives Number 28) – 5 jerks-off
  40. JR Carrington (PYGOD‘s wives Number 6) – 5 jerks-off
  41. Belladonna (PYGOD‘s wives Number 21) – 4 jerks-off
  42. Jaqueline Khull / Teen – 4 jerks-off
  43. Christy Mack – 4 jerks-off
  44. Carmella Bing – 4 jerks-off
  45. Jayden Cole – 4 jerks-off
  46. Charley Atwell – 4 jerks-off
  47. Misty Rain – 4 jerks-off
  48. Mélissa Ria – 4 jerks-off
  49. Sky Taylor – 4 jerks-off
  50. Ashley & Brooke (Babewatch) – 3 jerks-off
  51. Maxine X – 3 jerks-off
  52. Pamela Kayne – 3 jerks-off
  53. Courtney Taylor – 3 jerks-off
  54. Nikki Benz – 3 jerks-off
  55. Nina Elle – 3 jerks-off
  56. Summer Brielle – 3 jerks-off
  57. Mandy Muse – 3 jerks-off
  58. Aria Noir – 3 jerks-off
  59. Carmen Luvana – 3 jerks-off
  60. Bree Olson – 3 jerks-off
  61. Jesse Jane – 3 jerk-off
  62. Cory Chase – 3 jerks-off
  63. Calico – 2 jerks-off
  64. Madison Rose – 2 jerks-off
  65. Chantale – 2 jerks-off
  66. Kelly Madison – 2 jerks-off
  67. Amy Lee – 2 jerks-off
  68. Mariah Milano – 2 jerks-off
  69. Justine Moore – 2 jerks-off
  70. Lady Mary – 2 jerks-off
  71. Hunter Bryce – 2 jerks-off
  72. Monica Mattos – 2 jerks-off
  73. P.J. Sparxx – 2 jerks-off
  74. Brooke Adams “Tessmacher” – 2 jerks-off
  75. Lea4You – 2 jerks-off
  76. reverse gangbang – 2 jerks-off
  77. Alicia Roze – 2 jerks-off
  78. Bianca Bonesworth / Paris Kennedy – 2 jerks-off
  79. Jasmine Tame – 2 jerks-off
  80. August Night – 2 jerks-off
  81. Christina Lucci – 2 jerks-off
  82. Aria Alexander – 2 jerks-off
  83. 4 Blondes anal golf – 2 jerks-off
  84. Sophie Dee – 1 jerk-off
  85. Lanny Barbi – 1 jerk-off
  86. Bibi Jones – 1 jerk-off
  87. Gina Gerson – 1 jerk-off
  88. Lora Taylor – 1 jerk-off
  89. Sandra Romain – 1 jerk-off
  90. slave girls 3D – 1 jerk-off
  91. Sienna West – 1 jerk-off
  92. Angelina Valentine – 1 jerk-off
  93. Rebecca Linares – 1 jerk-off
  94. Carmen Armania / Sandra – 1 jerk-off
  95. 2 girls rimming men’s asses – 1 jerk-off
  96. Miley Cyrus – 1 jerk-off
  97. redhead big tits BBW fluffer – 1 jerk-off
  98. Bailey – 1 jerk-off
  99. Bonnie Rotten – 1 jerk-off
  100. Heather Hunter – 1 jerk-off
  101. amateur with glasses – 1 jerk-off
  102. Ava Devine – 1 jerk-off
  103. Mom / milf – 1 jerk-off
  104. Stephanie Swift – 1 jerk-off
  105. Sabrina Banks – 1 jerk-off
  106. Sadie Sweden – 1 jerk-off
  107. Aurora Snow – 1 jerk-off
  108. Bridgette B – 1 jerk-off
  109. Vanessa Gold – 1 jerk-off
  110. Claire Castel – 1 jerk-off
  111. Angel Allwood – 1 jerk-off
  112. Alexis Amore – 1 jerk-off
  113. Japanese mother & daughter – 1 jerk-off
  114. Jade Marcella – 1 jerk-off
  115. Mei-Yu – 1 jerk-off
  116. Soraya Carioca – 1 jerk-off
  117. Jasmine Jae – 1 jerk-off
  118. Elicia Solis – 1 jerk-off
  119. Patricia Petite – 1 jerk-off
  120. Olivia (brunette) – 1 jerk-off
  121. Remy Lacroix – 1 jerk-off
  122. Brittney Skye – 1 jerk-off
  123. Rita Faltoyano – 1 jerk-off
  124. Kristi Myst – 1 jerk-off
  125. Careena Collins – 1 jerk-off
  126. Jenny Jerks – 1 jerk-off
  127. Aryanna Starr – 1 jerk-off
  128. Vanessa Blue – 1 jerk-off
  129. Jenna Sativa – 1 jerk-off
  130. Avy Lee Roth – 1 jerk-off
  131. Katja Kassin – 1 jerk-off
  132. Inari Vachs – 1 jerk-off
  133. Anna Marie / Jitka – 1 jerk-off
  134. Montana Gunn – 1 jerk-off
  135. HOM Blonde – 1 jerk-off
  136. Diamond Foxxx – 1 jerk-off
  137. Indianna James – 1 jerk-off
  138. Nikki Charm – 1 jerk-off
  139. Piper Perri – 1 jerk-off
  140. Brunette (w/ Carmen Luvana) – 1 jerk-off
  141. Bianca Trump – 1 jerk-off
  142. Kaitlyn Ashley– 1 jerk-off
  143. Devon – 1 jerk-off
  144. Allysin Chaynes – 1 jerk-off
  145. Ava Adams or Vanilla DeVille or Veronica Avluv? – 1 jerk-off
  146. Austin Caid – 1 jerk-off
  147. Ayana Angel – 1 jerk-off
  148. Trina Michaels – 1 jerk-off
  149. Jackie Moore – 1 jerk-off
  150. Leah Luv – 1 jerk-off
  151. Maserati – 1 jerk-off
  152. Alison Tyler – 1 jerk-off
  153. tan blonde stripper w/ Amy Lee webcam Quebec – 1 jerk-off
  154. Marianna Kiss & Timeo Kiss – 1 jerk-off
  155. Mikki Malone – 1 jerk-off
  156. Lil’ Bit – 1 jerk-off
  157. Skin Diamond – 1 jerk-off
  158. Jewel DeNyle – 1 jerk-off
  159. Kylie Ireland – 1 jerk-off
  160. Koni Demiko – 1 jerk-off
  161. Gia Paloma & Julie Night – 1 jerk-off
  162. Karlie Montana – 1 jerk-off
  163. Kylie Ireland & Bianca Trump (Babewatch) – 1 jerk-off
  164. Keisha – 1 jerk-off
  165. Sexy Cora – 1 jerk-off
  166. Jenaveve Jolie – 1 jerk-off
  167. Charlie – 1 jerk-off
  168. Devon Michaels – 1 jerk-off
  169. Kara Silver (Quebec) – 1 jerk-off
  170. Jasmine James – 1 jerk-off
  171. Asa Akira – 1 jerk-off
  172. teen brunette (mother catches couple) douche – 1 jerk-off
  173. brunette BJ (reality beach) – 1 jerk-off
  174. Emma Marx – 1 jerk-off
  175. Nikki Bella – 1 jerk-off
  176. Sunny Lane – 1 jerk-off
  177. Josie B. (fb) – 1 jerk-off
  178. Melladonna – 1 jerk-off
  179. Jada Fire – 1 jerk-off
  180. Angel Eyes – 1 jerk-off

I have jerked-off to 180 different women (177 PornStars and 3 regular girls).
I have jerked-off for a total of 601 times this past year 2015. Including 379 times (63% of my total) on my now 35 beloved PYGOD‘s wives.
I wanna thanks all the above women for giving me so much thrilling climaxes. And most of all, thanks god for PORN. The 3 best things available on god’s green earth. PORNPORNPORN.

 

The Modern Corporate Harem

Modern Corporate HaremSenior Management: the harem kings.
Management: the first wives.
Accounts Support: the inner circle concubines.
Sales Support: the trafficked East European sex slave.
Support Team: the royal penis washers.
Account Managers: the threesome coordinators.
Business Managers: the young dick sucking upstarts.

 

http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2013/11/19/the-modern-corporate-harem/

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Where the Boys Aren’t 19: Arabian Nights

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Where the Boys Aren’t 19 (2008)

Scene 1. Briana Banks, Lacey Love, Lanny Barbie, Lyndsey Love
Scene 2. Nina Mercedez, Tera Patrick
Scene 3. Lexi Marie, Savanna Samson, Stefani Morgan
Scene 4. Monique Alexander, Tawny Roberts
Scene 5. Briana Banks, Lacey Love, Lanny Barbie, Lexi Marie, Lyndsey Love, Nina Mercedez, Monique Alexander, Savanna Samson, Stefani Morgan, Tawny Roberts, Tera Patrick

 

 

Nina Mercedez Tera Patrick Harem of Big Tits – 29 min

 

TERA PATRICK TUBE VIDEOS

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Tera Patrick – Girls outdoors (4:32)

The barefoot Love Twins gets their sweety lovely twats licked by 2 blonde lesbian pornstars.

 

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The One Ring, my wedding ring

Late Thursday night early Friday morning, October 17, 2014, I decided to wear The One Ring full time around my neck. Despite being technically and legally single I AM AN HAPPY MARRIED MAN with the hottest and most beautiful gals on earth THE PYGOD‘s wives.

My Harem of PYGOD’s wives create my Perfect World of Perfect Women.

I don’t need whores anymore!

A little bit of history about The One Ring AKA The One Ring of Power AKA the Ruling Ring. The One Ring is the central plot element in J.R.R. Tolkien’s The Lords of The Ring since the Ring-bearer will rule the world. Here below are the inscriptions on the inside and outside of the One Ring and the traduction.

One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them,
One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

Since I’m obsessed with Money, Power and Porn. The One Ring is perfect to symbolize the eternal pleasure, everlasting orgasm, and utopic self-sufficiency given to me by MY PYGOD‘s wives. Nothing is more empowering than self-sufficiency.

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The One Ring to Rule Them All

 

I have to admit that I took the genius idea to wear a ring to celebrate my endless love to MY PYGOD‘s wives from the self-proclaimed World’s Largest Sex Doll Collector, a middle-aged computer engineer from Tokyo, Japan. A man smart enough to understand that women are just a bunch of trouble and a waste of Time and Money. Smart enough to know that relationships are full of compromises and bullshit that you don’t need. And smart enough to know that love ain’t shit. The World’s Largest Sex Dolls Collector is married to his “Dutch wives” (“Datchi-waifu”). For over 10 years, he always wears his wedding ring to commemorate the first time he bought, collected, and fucked a life-sized love doll. 🙂

 
Like he said “My ladies are always there for me,” and “They never talk back.” You’re right! Two very important things. “More than a woman” can ever be.

 

 
 
My tungsten and gold laser-engraved One Ring looks good around my big thick badass $5,000 gold chain. Even if they are always in my mind 24/7, with the One Ring around my neck I can always remember that everything is fine since I have MY PYGOD‘s wives and that I’m gonna jerk-off to them before falling asleep tonight.
 

 

 
 
 
The orgasms that MY PYGOD‘s wives give me are like an heroin high (I presume). An intense feeling of healthy happiness and relaxing delivery cuming after a very intense heart beating, hair grabbing, fist biting “kick start my heart” pre-climax session. The summon of pleasure for free, troubleless hassel-free, and very good for you psychological, physical, and even financial health! Time is my most valuable asset, why wasting my time to get laid when I can do it by myself?

 

 
FAPPING is my heroin!