Masturbation Muse 2015

Masturbation Muse Of The Year 2015 Shyla Stylez

MY YEAR 2015 IN MASTURBATION

SHYLA STYLEZ is my PYGODswives Number 35

  1. Shyla Stylez (PYGOD‘s wives Number 35) Gold medal – first place – 41 jerks-off
  2. Jill Kelly (PYGOD‘s wives Number 3Silver medal – second place – 19 jerks-off
  3. Raylene (PYGOD‘s wives Number 5Silver medal – second place – 19 jerks-off
  4. Nicole Sheridan (PYGOD‘s wives Number 12Silver medal – second place – 19 jerks-off
  5. Debi Diamond (PYGOD‘s wives Number 4Bronze medal – third place – 18 jerks-off
  6. Eva Angelina (PYGOD‘s wives Number 20) – 17 jerks-off
  7. Madison Ivy (PYGOD‘s wives Number 33) – 15 jerks-off
  8. Pinky (PYGOD‘s wives Number 24) – 15 jerks-off
  9. Goldie Blair – 15 jerks-off
  10. Jasmin St.Claire (PYGOD‘s wives Number 2) – 14 jerks-off +2?
  11. Dancing Bear – 14 jerks-off
  12. Mercedes Ashley (PYGOD‘s wives Number 34) – 13 jerks off
  13. Gina Ryder (PYGOD‘s wives Number 7) – 13 jerks-off
  14. Nikita Denise (PYGOD‘s wives Number 9) – 13 jerks-off
  15. King James 5 vs 1 fffffm – 13 jerks-off
  16. Candie Evans (PYGOD‘s wives Number 14) – 12 jerks-off
  17. Monique (PYGOD‘s wives Number 17) – 12 jerks-off
  18. Priya Rai (PYGOD‘s wives Number 27) – 11 jerks-off
  19. Sara Jay – 10 jerks-off
  20. Love Twins (PYGOD‘s wives Number 31 & 32) – 9 jerks-off
  21. Tori Welles (PYGOD‘s wives Number 14) – 9 jerks-off
  22. Tera Patrick (PYGOD‘s wives Number 11) – 9 jerks-off
  23. PYGOD‘s wives – 9 jerks-off
  24. Rose Monroe – 9 jerks-off
  25. Annette Schwarz (PYGOD‘s wives Number 22) – 8 jerks-off
  26. Alexandra Nice (PYGOD‘s wives Number 9) – 8 jerks-off
  27. Krystal Steal (PYGOD‘s wives Number 29) – 8 jerks-off
  28. Jenna Jameson (PYGOD‘s wives Number 1) – 8 jerks-off
  29. Janine Lindemulder (PYGOD‘s wives Number 26) – 8 jerks-off
  30. Holly Body (PYGOD‘s wives Number 16) – 8 jerks-off
  31. Joyce Oliveira – 8 jerks-off
  32. Davia Ardell (PYGOD‘s wives Number 15) – 7 jerks-off
  33. Ariana Jollee (PYGOD‘s wives Number 18) – 7 jerks-off
  34. Tanner Mayes (PYGOD‘s wives Number 30) – 7 jerks-off
  35. Mana Izumi (PYGOD‘s wives Number 25) – 6 jerks-off
  36. Tina Cheri (PYGOD‘s wives Number 8) – 6 jerks-off
  37. Amy Anderssen / Jayna James (PYGOD‘s wives Number 23) – 6 jerks-off
  38. Cindy Crawford (PYGOD‘s wives Number 19) – 5 jerks-off
  39. Tania Russof (PYGOD‘s wives Number 28) – 5 jerks-off
  40. JR Carrington (PYGOD‘s wives Number 6) – 5 jerks-off
  41. Belladonna (PYGOD‘s wives Number 21) – 4 jerks-off
  42. Jaqueline Khull / Teen – 4 jerks-off
  43. Christy Mack – 4 jerks-off
  44. Carmella Bing – 4 jerks-off
  45. Jayden Cole – 4 jerks-off
  46. Charley Atwell – 4 jerks-off
  47. Misty Rain – 4 jerks-off
  48. Mélissa Ria – 4 jerks-off
  49. Sky Taylor – 4 jerks-off
  50. Ashley & Brooke (Babewatch) – 3 jerks-off
  51. Maxine X – 3 jerks-off
  52. Pamela Kayne – 3 jerks-off
  53. Courtney Taylor – 3 jerks-off
  54. Nikki Benz – 3 jerks-off
  55. Nina Elle – 3 jerks-off
  56. Summer Brielle – 3 jerks-off
  57. Mandy Muse – 3 jerks-off
  58. Aria Noir – 3 jerks-off
  59. Carmen Luvana – 3 jerks-off
  60. Bree Olson – 3 jerks-off
  61. Jesse Jane – 3 jerk-off
  62. Cory Chase – 3 jerks-off
  63. Calico – 2 jerks-off
  64. Madison Rose – 2 jerks-off
  65. Chantale – 2 jerks-off
  66. Kelly Madison – 2 jerks-off
  67. Amy Lee – 2 jerks-off
  68. Mariah Milano – 2 jerks-off
  69. Justine Moore – 2 jerks-off
  70. Lady Mary – 2 jerks-off
  71. Hunter Bryce – 2 jerks-off
  72. Monica Mattos – 2 jerks-off
  73. P.J. Sparxx – 2 jerks-off
  74. Brooke Adams “Tessmacher” – 2 jerks-off
  75. Lea4You – 2 jerks-off
  76. reverse gangbang – 2 jerks-off
  77. Alicia Roze – 2 jerks-off
  78. Bianca Bonesworth / Paris Kennedy – 2 jerks-off
  79. Jasmine Tame – 2 jerks-off
  80. August Night – 2 jerks-off
  81. Christina Lucci – 2 jerks-off
  82. Aria Alexander – 2 jerks-off
  83. 4 Blondes anal golf – 2 jerks-off
  84. Sophie Dee – 1 jerk-off
  85. Lanny Barbi – 1 jerk-off
  86. Bibi Jones – 1 jerk-off
  87. Gina Gerson – 1 jerk-off
  88. Lora Taylor – 1 jerk-off
  89. Sandra Romain – 1 jerk-off
  90. slave girls 3D – 1 jerk-off
  91. Sienna West – 1 jerk-off
  92. Angelina Valentine – 1 jerk-off
  93. Rebecca Linares – 1 jerk-off
  94. Carmen Armania / Sandra – 1 jerk-off
  95. 2 girls rimming men’s asses – 1 jerk-off
  96. Miley Cyrus – 1 jerk-off
  97. redhead big tits BBW fluffer – 1 jerk-off
  98. Bailey – 1 jerk-off
  99. Bonnie Rotten – 1 jerk-off
  100. Heather Hunter – 1 jerk-off
  101. amateur with glasses – 1 jerk-off
  102. Ava Devine – 1 jerk-off
  103. Mom / milf – 1 jerk-off
  104. Stephanie Swift – 1 jerk-off
  105. Sabrina Banks – 1 jerk-off
  106. Sadie Sweden – 1 jerk-off
  107. Aurora Snow – 1 jerk-off
  108. Bridgette B – 1 jerk-off
  109. Vanessa Gold – 1 jerk-off
  110. Claire Castel – 1 jerk-off
  111. Angel Allwood – 1 jerk-off
  112. Alexis Amore – 1 jerk-off
  113. Japanese mother & daughter – 1 jerk-off
  114. Jade Marcella – 1 jerk-off
  115. Mei-Yu – 1 jerk-off
  116. Soraya Carioca – 1 jerk-off
  117. Jasmine Jae – 1 jerk-off
  118. Elicia Solis – 1 jerk-off
  119. Patricia Petite – 1 jerk-off
  120. Olivia (brunette) – 1 jerk-off
  121. Remy Lacroix – 1 jerk-off
  122. Brittney Skye – 1 jerk-off
  123. Rita Faltoyano – 1 jerk-off
  124. Kristi Myst – 1 jerk-off
  125. Careena Collins – 1 jerk-off
  126. Jenny Jerks – 1 jerk-off
  127. Aryanna Starr – 1 jerk-off
  128. Vanessa Blue – 1 jerk-off
  129. Jenna Sativa – 1 jerk-off
  130. Avy Lee Roth – 1 jerk-off
  131. Katja Kassin – 1 jerk-off
  132. Inari Vachs – 1 jerk-off
  133. Anna Marie / Jitka – 1 jerk-off
  134. Montana Gunn – 1 jerk-off
  135. HOM Blonde – 1 jerk-off
  136. Diamond Foxxx – 1 jerk-off
  137. Indianna James – 1 jerk-off
  138. Nikki Charm – 1 jerk-off
  139. Piper Perri – 1 jerk-off
  140. Brunette (w/ Carmen Luvana) – 1 jerk-off
  141. Bianca Trump – 1 jerk-off
  142. Kaitlyn Ashley– 1 jerk-off
  143. Devon – 1 jerk-off
  144. Allysin Chaynes – 1 jerk-off
  145. Ava Adams or Vanilla DeVille or Veronica Avluv? – 1 jerk-off
  146. Austin Caid – 1 jerk-off
  147. Ayana Angel – 1 jerk-off
  148. Trina Michaels – 1 jerk-off
  149. Jackie Moore – 1 jerk-off
  150. Leah Luv – 1 jerk-off
  151. Maserati – 1 jerk-off
  152. Alison Tyler – 1 jerk-off
  153. tan blonde stripper w/ Amy Lee webcam Quebec – 1 jerk-off
  154. Marianna Kiss & Timeo Kiss – 1 jerk-off
  155. Mikki Malone – 1 jerk-off
  156. Lil’ Bit – 1 jerk-off
  157. Skin Diamond – 1 jerk-off
  158. Jewel DeNyle – 1 jerk-off
  159. Kylie Ireland – 1 jerk-off
  160. Koni Demiko – 1 jerk-off
  161. Gia Paloma & Julie Night – 1 jerk-off
  162. Karlie Montana – 1 jerk-off
  163. Kylie Ireland & Bianca Trump (Babewatch) – 1 jerk-off
  164. Keisha – 1 jerk-off
  165. Sexy Cora – 1 jerk-off
  166. Jenaveve Jolie – 1 jerk-off
  167. Charlie – 1 jerk-off
  168. Devon Michaels – 1 jerk-off
  169. Kara Silver (Quebec) – 1 jerk-off
  170. Jasmine James – 1 jerk-off
  171. Asa Akira – 1 jerk-off
  172. teen brunette (mother catches couple) douche – 1 jerk-off
  173. brunette BJ (reality beach) – 1 jerk-off
  174. Emma Marx – 1 jerk-off
  175. Nikki Bella – 1 jerk-off
  176. Sunny Lane – 1 jerk-off
  177. Josie B. (fb) – 1 jerk-off
  178. Melladonna – 1 jerk-off
  179. Jada Fire – 1 jerk-off
  180. Angel Eyes – 1 jerk-off

I have jerked-off to 180 different women (177 PornStars and 3 regular girls).
I have jerked-off for a total of 601 times this past year 2015. Including 379 times (63% of my total) on my now 35 beloved PYGOD‘s wives.
I wanna thanks all the above women for giving me so much thrilling climaxes. And most of all, thanks god for PORN. The 3 best things available on god’s green earth. PORNPORNPORN.

 

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Masturbation Muse 2014

MY YEAR 2014 IN MASTURBATION

Fapping Queen 2014 Mercedes Ashley

FAPPING QUEEN / MASTURBATION MUSE 2014 MERCEDES ASHLEY

  1. Mercedes Ashley (PYGOD’s wives Number 34) – 31 jerk-offs (in only two months)
  2. Love Twins (PYGOD’s wives Number 31&32) – 29 jerk-offs
  3. Madison Ivy (PYGOD’s wives Number 33) – 26 jerk-offs
  4. Raylene (PYGOD’s wives Number 5) – 22 jerk-offs
  5. Jasmin St.Claire (PYGOD’s wives Number 2) – 21 jerk-offs
  6. Nicole Sheridan (PYGOD’s wives Number 12) – 20 jerk-offs
  7. Pinky (PYGOD’s wives Number 24) – 19 jerk-offs
  8. Nikita Denise (PYGOD’s wives Number 10) – 17 jerk-offs
  9. Jill Kelly (PYGOD’s wives Number 3) – 17 jerks-off
  10. Monique (PYGOD’s wives Number 17) – 16 jerk-offs
  11. Tanner Mayes (PYGOD’s wives Number 30) – 16 jerk-offs
  12. Gina Ryder (PYGOD’s wives Number 7) – 16 jerk-offs
  13. Janine Lindemulder (PYGOD’s wives Number 26) – 14 jerk-offs
  14. PYGOD’s wives – 14 jerk-offs
  15. Eva Angelina (PYGOD’s wives Number 20) – 13 jerk-offs
  16. Priya Rai (PYGOD’s wives Number 27) – 12 jerk-offs
  17. Alexa Parks – 12 jerk-offs
  18. Davia Ardell (PYGOD’s wives Number 15) – 11 jerk-offs
  19. Candie Evans (PYGOD’s wives Number 13) – 11 jerk-offs
  20. Jayna James / Amy Anderssen (PYGOD’s wives Number 23) – 11 jerk-offs
  21. Jayden Cole – 11 jerk-offs
  22. Mana Izumi (PYGOD’s wives Number 25) – 10 jerk-offs
  23. Krystal Steal (PYGOD’s wives Number 29) – 10 jerk-offs
  24. Shyla Stylez – 10 jerk-offs
  25. Annette Schwarz (PYGOD’s wives Number 22) – 9 jerk-offs
  26. Tania Russof (PYGOD’s wives Number 28) – 9 jerk-offs
  27. Kristi Myst – 9 jerk-offs
  28. Cindy Crawford (PYGOD’s wives Number 19) – 8 jerk-offs
  29. Alexandra Nice (PYGOD’s wives Number 9) – 8 jerk-offs
  30. JR Carrington (PYGOD’s wives Number 6) – 7 jerk-offs
  31. Tera Patrick (PYGOD’s wives Number 11) – 7 jerk-offs
  32. Belladonna (PYGOD’s wives Number 21) – 7 jerk-offs
  33. Tori Welles (PYGOD’s wives Number 14) – 7 jerk-offs
  34. Bridgette B – 7 jerk-offs
  35. Bonnie Rotten – 7 jerk-offs
  36. Sexy Cora – 7 jerk-offs
  37. Ariana Jollee (PYGOD’s wives Number 18) – 6 jerk-offs
  38. Bree Olson – 6 jerk-offs
  39. Holly Body (PYGOD’s wives Number 16) – 5 jerk-offs
  40. Jenna Jameson (PYGOD’s wives Number 1) – 5 jerk-offs
  41. Misty Rain – 5 jerk-offs
  42. Karlie Montana – 5 jerk-offs
  43. Monica Mattos – 5 jerk-offs
  44. Dunia Montenegro – 5 jerk-offs
  45. Aurora Snow – 5 jerk-offs
  46. Tina Cheri (PYGOD’s wives Number 8) – 4 jerk-offs
  47. Jesse Jane – 4 jerk-offs
  48. P.J. Sparxx – 4 jerk-offs
  49. Petra / Anastasia – 4 jerk-offs
  50. Jessi Summers / Carmen – 4 jerk-offs
  51. Chandra Vega – 4 jerk-offs
  52. Debi Diamond (PYGOD’s wives Number 4) – 3 jerk-offs
  53. Bianca Trump & Kylie Ireland – 3 jerk-offs
  54. Shay Sweet – 3 jerk-offs
  55. Holly Halston – 3 jerk-offs
  56. Tanya James – 3 jerk-offs
  57. Rachel Love – 3 jerk-offs
  58. Charmane Star + Karen Kam – 2 jerk-offs
  59. Jenny Jerks – 2 jerk-offs
  60. Arianna (Quebec) – 2 jerk-offs
  61. Lil’ Bit – 2 jerk-offs
  62. Mikki Malone – 2 jerk-offs
  63. Amy Lee – 2 jerk-offs
  64. Sophie Dee – 2 jerk-offs
  65. Carmella Bing – 2 jerk-offs
  66. Felecia – 2 jerk-off
  67. Christy Mack – 2 jerk-offs
  68. Stephanie Swift – 2 jerk-offs
  69. Jessie Rogers – 2 jerk-offs
  70. Amber Michaels – 2 jerk-offs
  71. Kristal Summers – 2 jerk-offs
  72. Britney Shannon – 2 jerk-offs
  73. Heidi Van-Horny – 2 jerk-offs
  74. JLo & Iggy Azalea – 2 jerk-offs
  75. Tara3D – 2 jerk-offs
  76. Abbey Brooks – 2 jerk-offs
  77. Ashley Gracie – 2 jerk-offs
  78. Lucy Lee – 2 jerk-offs
  79. Juliette Jett – 2 jerk-offs
  80. Gwen Summers – 2 jerk-offs
  81. Car Wash Angels 2 (lesbian orgy) – 2 jerk-offs
  82. Inari Vachs – 2 jerk-offs
  83. World’s Luckiest Man (5-6 de la fin) – 1 jerk-off
  84. Ashley Sage & Brooke – 1 jerk-off
  85. Gia Paloma + Julie Night – 1 jerk-off
  86. Lynn McCrossin – 1 jerk-off
  87. Amber DeLuca – 1 jerk-off
  88. Debi – 1 jerk-off
  89. Asia Carrera – 1 jerk-off
  90. Majorie + Carianne (teens gym) – 1 jerk-off
  91. Squirteuse amateur Quebec – 1 jerk-off
  92. Girl kidnapped + molested – 1 jerk-off
  93. Karen Kam – 1 jerk-off
  94. 2 escortes double cap licking on me – 1 jerk-off
  95. Gorgeous redhead – 1 jerk-off
  96. Stoya – 1 jerk-off
  97. Romi Rain – 1 jerk-off
  98. Blonde gourmande Oral Creampie – 1 jerk-off
  99. Britt Morgan – 1 jerk-off
  100. Tan girl feet soles – 1 jerk-off
  101. Delta White – 1 jerk-off
  102. 2 girls beach FFFM w/ Nicole Sheridan – 1 jerk-off
  103. Bianca Trump – 1 jerk-off
  104. Bea (GGG) – 1 jerk-off
  105. Delfynn Delage – 1 jerk-off
  106. Katy / Katia Swed – 1 jerk-off
  107. Lotti – 1 jerk-off
  108. Leanni Lei – 1 jerk-off
  109. Jalynn – 1 jerk-off
  110. Ava Rose – 1 jerk-off
  111. Sunny Lane – 1 jerk-off
  112. Sunrise Adams – 1 jerk-off
  113. Ultimate Surrender – 1 jerk-off
  114. Proxy Paige – 1 jerk-off
  115. Kayla Kleevage – 1 jerk-off
  116. Phoenix Marie – 1 jerk-off
  117. Carmen Luvana – 1 jerk-off
  118. Tasha Knox – 1 jerk-off
  119. Tiffany Rayne – 1 jerk-off
  120. Jasmine Black – 1 jerk-off
  121. Selena Steel – 1 jerk-off
  122. Annabelle – 1 jerk-off
  123. JWoww lookalike – 1 jerk-off
  124. Charlie – 1 jerk-off
  125. Victoria Evans – 1 jerk-off
  126. Rachel Ryan / Penny Morgan – 1 jerk-off
  127. Andromache the Great – 1 jerk-off
  128. Pixie Dust – 1 jerk-off
  129. Suzie Carina – 1 jerk-off
  130. Paige Turnah – 1 jerk-off
  131. Elicia Solis – 1 jerk-off
  132. Victoria Tiffani / Stephanie – 1 jerk-off
  133. Madeline Carroll – 1 jerk-off
  134. Ariel X – 1 jerk-off
  135. Bella Rossi – 1 jerk-off
  136. condon BJ brunette whore – 1 jerk-off
  137. Samantha Ardente – 1 jerk-off

617 jerk-offs including 387 jerks-off (62,72%) on MY beloved PYGOD’s wives.

To resume this year, I have my Harem, I have my Fighting League, and I’m gonna keep on writing in the good time and the bad time.

Porn + Blogging+ Gym

PYGOD

😉

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The One Ring, my wedding ring

Late Thursday night early Friday morning, October 17, 2014, I decided to wear The One Ring full time around my neck. Despite being technically and legally single I AM AN HAPPY MARRIED MAN with the hottest and most beautiful gals on earth THE PYGOD‘s wives.

My Harem of PYGOD’s wives create my Perfect World of Perfect Women.

I don’t need whores anymore!

A little bit of history about The One Ring AKA The One Ring of Power AKA the Ruling Ring. The One Ring is the central plot element in J.R.R. Tolkien’s The Lords of The Ring since the Ring-bearer will rule the world. Here below are the inscriptions on the inside and outside of the One Ring and the traduction.

One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them,
One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

Since I’m obsessed with Money, Power and Porn. The One Ring is perfect to symbolize the eternal pleasure, everlasting orgasm, and utopic self-sufficiency given to me by MY PYGOD‘s wives. Nothing is more empowering than self-sufficiency.

image for George W. Bush possesses the Ring of Power
The One Ring to Rule Them All

 

I have to admit that I took the genius idea to wear a ring to celebrate my endless love to MY PYGOD‘s wives from the self-proclaimed World’s Largest Sex Doll Collector, a middle-aged computer engineer from Tokyo, Japan. A man smart enough to understand that women are just a bunch of trouble and a waste of Time and Money. Smart enough to know that relationships are full of compromises and bullshit that you don’t need. And smart enough to know that love ain’t shit. The World’s Largest Sex Dolls Collector is married to his “Dutch wives” (“Datchi-waifu”). For over 10 years, he always wears his wedding ring to commemorate the first time he bought, collected, and fucked a life-sized love doll. 🙂

Like he said “My ladies are always there for me,” and “They never talk back.” You’re right! Two very important things. “More than a woman” can ever be.

 

My tungsten and gold laser-engraved One Ring looks good around my big thick badass $5,000 gold chain. Even if they are always in my mind 24/7, with the One Ring around my neck I can always remember that everything is fine since I have MY PYGOD‘s wives and that I’m gonna jerk-off to them before falling asleep tonight.
 

 

The orgasms that MY PYGOD‘s wives give me are like an heroin high (I presume). An intense feeling of healthy happiness and relaxing delivery cuming after a very intense heart beating, hair grabbing, fist biting “kick start my heart” pre-climax session. The summon of pleasure for free, troubleless hassel-free, and very good for you psychological, physical, and even financial health! Time is my most valuable asset, why wasting my time to get laid when I can do it by myself?

 

FAPPING is my heroin!

 

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