Superslut & Dirtiest Girl In Porn Awards

On this new year 2014, here are some legit porn awards celebrating Beauty and Sluttiness. But as you will see these awards are more about backstage politic than anything else.  Yes, three of my girls (Ariana, Annette & Bella) won Superslut and Dirty Girl awards.  But who can beat Ariana Jollee, Annette Schwarz, and Belladonna in the sluttiness department?  My dirtiest supersluts should have been unbeatable forever.

My Number 1 girl Jenna Jameson won the 2006 Hottest Body award.  However Jesse Jane won the award for three consecutive years (2007-2009).  But is Jesse Jane that much hotter than Jenna Jameson, Tera Patrick, and Jill Kelly?  I don’t think so.  However Jenna Jameson herself was seduced by the hot body of Jesse Jane.  Jenna was surprised to win the 2006 Hottest Body award, telling AVN.com after the show, “I was really flattered, of course, but you know who I think has the greatest body? Jesse Jane. Oh my god, her ass is just perfect!”

Jesse Jane Best Body Awards
Jesse Jane Hottest Body Award 2007, 2008 & 2009

 

XRCO Awards

Superslut

 

F.A.M.E. Awards

Belladonna Dirtiest Girl In Porn Award

Dirtiest Girl in Porn

2006 Taryn Thomas
2007 Belladonna
2008 Hillary Scott
2009 Jenna Haze
2010 Jenna Haze

Jesse_Jane_with_FAME_awards_croppedHottest Body

2006 Jenna Jameson
2007 Jesse Jane
2008 Jesse Jane
2009 Jesse Jane
2010 Teagan Presley

 

My Awards are a lot better than the bogus awards above…

Annette Schwarz The Dirtiest Girl in the World

Tera-Patrick-The-Sexiest-Woman-Alive

Masturbation Muse Of The Year

PYGOD's wives top 30 Harem

Masturbation Muse 2013 Pinky

Masturbation Muse 2013 Pinky

My Year 2013 in Masturbation

The concept is simple.  The below list is the number of times I’ve jerked-off to a specific porn star or woman on the last twelve months.  Each porn star is ranked in order of wankability.  From the most to the less.

1- Pinky (PYGOD’s wives Number 24) 51 climax
2- Tanner Mayes (PYGOD’s wives Number 30) 31 climax
3- Eva Angelina (PYGOD’s wives Number 20) 25 climax
Mana Izumi (PYGOD’s wives Number 25) 25 climax
5- Janine Lindemulder (PYGOD’s wives 26) 22 climax
6- PYGOD’s wives 21 climax
Raylene (PYGOD’s wives Number 5) 21 climax
Priya Rai (PYGOD’s wives Number 27) 21 climax
9- Krystal Steal (PYGOD’s wives Number 29) 19 climax
10- Holly Body (PYGOD’s wives Number 16) 18 climax
11- Amy Anderssen/Jayna James (PYGOD’s wives Number 23/Masturbation Muse Of The Year 2012) 17 climax
12- Tera Patrick (PYGOD’s wives Number 11/Sexiest Woman of All Time) 16 climax
Monique (PYGOD’s wives Number 17) 16 climax
14- Cindy Crawford (PYGOD’s wives Number 19/Masturbation Muse Of The Year 2010) 15 climax
15- Nikita Denise (PYGOD’s wives Number 10) 14 climax
Belladonna (PYGOD’s wives Number 21) 14 climax
17- Jenna Jameson (PYGOD’s wives Number 1) 12 climax
Jill Kelly (PYGOD’s wives Number 3) 12 climax
Carmen Luvana 12 climax
20- Jasmin St.Claire (PYGOD’s wives Number 2) 11 climax
Tina Cheri (PYGOD’s wives Number 8) 11 climax
Nicole Sheridan (PYGOD’s wives Number 12) 11 climax
Candie Evans (PYGOD’s wives Number 13) 11 climax
Annette Schwarz (PYGOD’s wives Number 22/Masturbation Muse Of The Year 2011/Dirtiest Girl in the World trifecta) 11 climax
25- Gina Ryder (PYGOD’s wives Number 7) 9 climax
Alexandra Nice (PYGOD’s wives Number 9) 9 climax
Davia Ardell (PYGOD’s wives Number 15) 9 climax
Ariana Jollee (PYGOD’s wives Number 18) 9 climax
Madison Ivy     9 climax
30- Tania Russof (PYGOD’s wives Number 28) 8 climax
31- Debi Diamond (PYGOD’s wives Number 4) 7 climax
Carmen Armania/Sandra B 7 climax
33- Tori Welles (PYGOD’s wives Number 14) 6 climax
34- JR Carrington (PYGOD’s wives Number 6) 5 climax
Jesse Jane 5 climax
Shyla Stylez   5 climax
Bree Olson   5 climax
38- Reverse Gangbang   4 climax
Asa Akira 4 climax
40- Jayden Cole   3 climax
Monica Mattos  3 climax
Shay Sweet 3 climax
Charlese Lamour 3 climax
Pamela French 3 climax
Kakey   3 climax
Aubrey Addams  3 climax
47- Babewatch Bianca Trump + Kylie Ireland FFM 3some    2 climax
Misty Rain 2 climax
Love Twins 2 climax
Yvette Bova 2 climax
Calico 2 climax
Jenaveve Jolie 2 climax
Bridgette B   2 climax
Nikki Delano 2 climax
Jenny Jewelz 2 climax
Christy Mack 2 climax
Angela Salvagno 2 climax
Jalynn 2 climax
Aria Noir 2 climax
Arianna (Quebec) 2 climax
College Rules 2 climax
61- Jenny Jerks, Christine Young, Vandal Vyxen, Taylor Hayes, Bobbi Bliss + Sydney Steele, Izamar Gutierrez, Trinity, Sandie, Emma Butt, Alexa Parks, Anna Nova, Taisa Banx, Vivian Schmitt, Helena Renata, PJ Sparxxx, Britt Morgan, Aylar Lie, Kat, Beauty Dior, Chantale, Lanny Barby, Carmella Bing, Sunny Lane, Lovette + Mila + fat whore, Yuma Asami, Shayla Leveau, Farrah Abraham, Devon Michaels, Anita Cannibal, Ashley Sage + Brooke, Pamela+Coco+Shelly+Barbie, LA Virgin Mary, Lesbian enama by Mila, Kristen Halborg, Joelle, Monica+Britney+Carla+Andrea, Tawny Roberts, Christina Aguilera, Double BJ AV girls, Samantha Ardente, Delfynn Delage, Raven Bay, European Reverse GangBang Facial Pool, Boroka Balls, Harem Aladin, Jewel DeNyle, Angelina Stoli/Victoria Sweet, Lynn McCrossin, Rachel Starr, chubby latina, 3 teens harem, Tory Lane+Jayden James+Phoenix Marie.
For a total of over 111 pornstars and 2 straight girls.

Holy fuck!  I never realized that I’ve been wanking so much!!  If wanking is good for your mental and physical health.  I can assure you that I am in excellent health!
I’ve jerked-off 487 times exclusively on my 30 girl-Harem!!! Add 83 non-PYGOD’s wives to this total. Taking note that I’ve wanked between 12 to 1 time on each of this 83 non-PYGOD’s wives. Then you got a stunning number of jerk-off for this past year 2013. I wanna thank, not only my Top 30 PYGOD’s wives, but all the women I’ve masturbated on. A lot of fun at no cost and without any trouble.

As you can see, it was all about Pinky this year.  By June, Pinky was already the clear winner of this year Masturbation Muse Of The Year.  I just can’t get enough of her big ass, blowjob expertise, riding skills, strap-on dexterity, and unusual look.

Pinky-thick-ASS-red-hair
I can’t resist to Pinky big bubble butt.

Since masturbation and jerking off is truly good for your health and so great for your mood, at least mine.  My “resolution” for the year 2014 is to jerks-off at least 2-3 times a day, taking care of my two websites/blogs PYGODblog.com & StrengthFighter.com, and weight training in the evening at the gym.  I know this already what I do.  But I’ve now realized that this is my solution to happiness.

Happy New Year my friends!

PYGOD PimP

Your dedicated porn master,

PYGOD

Belladonna Dirtiest Girl In Porn

Belladonna Dirtiest Girl In PornBelladonna was voted Dirtiest Girl In Porn by FAME Awards in 2007

I always thought that my lovely Belladonna was THE DIRTIEST GIRL OF ALL TIME until I discovered Annette Schwarz.  GGG (German Goo Girls) porn star Annette Schwarz outfucked Belladonna for the prestigious honor.

Annette Schwarz is The Dirtiest Girl in the World

Anyway, I’m still in love with BellaDonna as much as I’m in love with my 29 other PYGOD‘s wives.

The Year 2011 in Masturbation

Annette Schwarz Masturbation Muse Of The Year 2011The Year 2011 in Masturbation

The Revelation Of The Year 2011 is without a doubt, the dirtiest girl on earth, Annette Schwarz. Annette Schwarz is extraordinarily slutty that it’s impossible to stop wanking to her.  She is one hell of a bombshell whore!

1- Annette Schwarz (PYGOD’s wives Number 22) 21 jerks-off
2- Jill Kelly (PYGOD’s wives Number 2) 15 jerks-off
3- Priya Rai 14 jerks-off
4- Belladonna (PYGOD’s wives Number 21) 11 jerks-off
5- Jasmin St.Claire (PYGOD’s wives Number 2) 10 jerks-off
6- Nicole Sheridan (PYGOD’s wives Number 12) 9 jerks-off
Candie Evans (PYGOD’s wives Number 13) 9 jerks-off
Samantha Ardente 9 jerks-off
9- Eva Angelina (PYGOD’s wives Number 20) 8 jerks-off
Cindy Crawford (PYGOD’s wives Number 19) 8 jerks-off
Davia Ardell (PYGOD’s wives Number 15) 8 jerks-off
Britney/Janny 8 jerks-off
13- Nikita Denise (PYGOD’s wives Number 10) 7 jerks-off
Janine Lindemulder 7 jerks-off
Love Twins 7 jerks-off
Tania Russof 7 jerks-off
Tianna Lynn 7 jerks-off
Gia Paloma 7 jerks-off
PYGOD’s wives 7 jerks-off
19- Holly Body (PYGOD’s wives Number 16) 6 jerks-off
Harem d’Aladin 6 jerks-off
20- Jenna Jameson (PYGOD’s wives Number 1) 5 jerks-off
Raylene (PYGOD’s wives Number 5) 5 jerks-off
JR Carrington (PYGOD’s wives Number 6) 5 jerks-off
Gina Ryder (PYGOD’s wives Number 7) 5 jerks-off
Tina Cheri (PYGOD’s wives Number 8) 5 jerks-off
Tera Patrick (PYGOD’s wives Number 11) 5 jerks-off
Krystal Steal 5 jerks-off
Justine & Changra 5 jerks-off
Vivian Silverstone 5 jerks-off
Julie Night 5 jerks-off
30- Debi Diamond (PYGOD’s wives Number 4) 4 jerks-off
Alexandra Nice (PYGOD’s wives Number 9) 4 jerks-off
Ariana Jollee (PYGOD’s wives Number 18) 4 jerks-off
Taisa Banx 4 jerks-off
Brittney Skye 4 jerks-off
Mariah Milano 4 jerks-off
reverse gangbang 4 jerks-off
36- Monique (PYGOD’s wives Number 17) 3 jerks-off
Vandal Vyxen 3 jerks-off
Charlie Garcia 3 jerks-off
Shyla Stylez 3 jerks-off
Jayden Cole 3 jerks-off
Karen Kam 3 jerks-off
Sandra Armania 3 jerks-off
Kristy Myst 3 jerks-off
Asa Akira 3 jerks-off
Tia Bella 3 jerks-off
Bree Olson 3 jerks-off
Yvette Bova 3 jerks-off
Ultimate Surrender 3 jerks-off
48- Tori Welles (PYGOD’s wives Number 14) 2 jerks-off
plus many more one-wank and two-wank girls.

Pornstars Swallowing Awards

Pornstars Swallowing Awards? Interesting concept! Who’s better than the expert himself to tell who the best of the best, la creme de la creme of cum swallowing. I’ve found the following on the porn forum of PlanetSuzy.org under the post Favourite pornstars who swallow ? by porn aficionado rockinit69

“I personally catogorise pornstars who swallow, so I have favourites for different areas, and as such here are my results…

Prettiest Porn Star who swallows: Jasmine Rouge (she is stunning IMO)

Best swallow technique: Keeani Lei (she swallows without closing her mouth, just mouth wide open and gulps it back, amazing)

Dirtiest Swallow: Annette Schwarz (she even snorts cum from her hands, and off cocks)

Best swallow scene: Bobbi Starr & Dana Dearmond – Insatiable Voyage (some of the best cum swapping ever filmed).

Most cum: Cindy Crawford (over 100 loads drank down in American Gokkun)

Most consistent swallower: Hilary Scott (she swallows cum in nearly every scene she’s in).

Every porn clip and film I own has a swallow, and thats over 300gb – If you need any confirmation of the above, search this site, you should find all the clips here from above and you will see what I mean!”

Thankx to Rockinit69 from planetsuzy forum
Originally published 25th July 2009, 19:45.
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