I’m a Sex Maniac, a Porno Junkie, a Chronic Wanker.
I love porn, I dig porn, porn is a big part of my life, porn is a vital part of my life. Porn is as useful and important as my lungs are. I actually prefers to jerks-off to porn than having sexual intercourses. Girls are so much troubles and bullshit.
I don’t give a damn if you erase all women from the face of the earth as long as I can keep my porn.
WANKING is my HEROIN
PYGOD’s wives criterias
To be a PYGOD‘s wives™ must:
1th- She must be hot!
2nd- She must be dirty!
3rd- Obviously, she must be a porn star.
4th- I must see her feet and her getting a facial cumshot. She must have perfect sexy feet. And she must enjoy facial cumshots. Bareback fuck. Bisexual girl.
5th- And most importantly, SPARKS. It must be a kind of chemistry between me and my PYGOD‘s wives™. A love crush!
Sometimes a girl is hot and got all the basic criterias, the big plus, and a high score on the Sluttiness Scale. But without the magic sparks, she just can’t be a PYGOD‘s wives™.
1- Rimjob to male. I can’t resist a girl diggin’ her tongue in a man ‘s asshole.
2- Getting Hand Over Mouth (HOM) handgagged. I’ve got a serious handgag fetish.
3- Femme Fontaine AKA Squirt.
EXTREME SLUTTINESS SCALE: (The slutiest they are the better they are.)
1- Anal (Almost mandatory)
2- Double Penetration (DP)
5- Screwing with fans and ugly people. (Jasmin St. Claire)
7- And the Ultimate Delight in term of sluttiness. Bestiality.
For sure, the number of jerks-off she gave me is critical in her nomination.
Have fun and enjoy my celebration of the Feminine Beauty.